Deer Meat

[Maximal]

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he

and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat

it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were

eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their

dad for the clue.



Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.



The little girl screams to her brother 'Don't eat it, it's an

asshole...'

[Purple Dragon]

thats great.i remember once giving will rabbit for dinner i told him it was , when he finished i said did you like that he said yes i told him then what he had eaten, he never spoke to me for a week....

[Maximal]

he never spoke to me for a week....

it must have been before the internet!

[Purple Dragon]

it must have been before the internet!

he might have been about 13yrs. and we didnt have computers then..poor will.....