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    Jokes Speed limit

    Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a State Policeman sees a car puttering along at 22 miles per hour. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!"
    So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five blondes - two in the front and three in the back of the car - wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
    The driver is obviously confused, and says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"
    "Ma'am," the officer replies, "you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."
    "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly - twenty-two miles an hour," the old woman said proudly.
    The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.
    "But before I let you go, Ma'am," the officer says, "I have to ask... Is everyone in this car okay? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time."
    "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off Route 119."
    have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

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    not knowing what route 119 is .i don't get the joke ,syupid me...
    Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.

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    She was only going 22 cause she thought that was the speed limit but it wasnt it was the highway sign telling her what highway she was on sssooo her friends were scared cause she just got off highway 119 meaning she was going 119 mph as she thoguht they were speed limit signs !!!!
    have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

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    aaaaaaaaaah!thankyou mommy get it now
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    [QUOTE=Purple Dragon;182006]not knowing what route 119 is .i don't get the joke ,stupid me...[/QUOTE
    Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.

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    Purple.....is ya Blonde?
    I used to have problems, then I got an attitude and now there are bodies where the problems used to be....

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    well my mam says i was when i was little,its dark now..but watch for the MTW models ...
    Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.

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