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    Jokes Good girls vs. Bad girls....

    Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...
    Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"

    Good girls never go after another girl's man...
    Bad girls go after him AND his brother.

    Good girls wear white cotton panties...
    Bad girls don't wear any.

    Good girls wax their floors...
    Bad girls wax their bikini lines.

    Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot...
    Bad girls make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

    Good girls make for dinner...
    Bad girls make reservations.

    Good girls blush during bedrooms scenes in movies...
    Bad girls know they could do better.

    Good girls never consider sleeping with the boss...
    Bad girls never do either, unless he's very, very rich.

    Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
    Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.

    Good girls love italian food...
    Bad girls love italian waiters.
    have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

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    Re: Good girls vs. Bad girls....

    baby shoota has a t-shirt with "good girls are bad girls that never get caught"on the front of it ...
    Anything preying on my mind would starve to death.

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    Re: Good girls vs. Bad girls....

    Quote Originally Posted by mommysalomi View Post

    Good girls believe you're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls...
    Bad girls believe that you are fully dressed with JUST a strand of pearls.
    A bad girl is always a good girl when wearing a pearl necklace!

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