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Thread: Happy Birthday Irondog!

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    Thumbs up Happy Birthday Irondog!

    Happy Birthday Irondog.

    Next year I'll have to send you a loaf of bread and a bottle of whiskey for your birthday.
    "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."

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    Re: Happy Birthday Irondog!

    Happy Birthday
    America is not at war. The US Military is at war. America is at the mall.
    Magnesium Citrate - The Navy Seal Hell-Week of laxatives.

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    Re: Happy Birthday Irondog!

    Happy Birthday Ol man.......j/k Hope you have a good one...
    have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.

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    Re: Happy Birthday Irondog!

    happy b'day doggie

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    Happy Birthday, I just know you got to be older than me...
    AAAAAA SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!

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    hehe whats that remind you of dog? good times eh... ... happy birthday big man .. xoxoxo ... hope you have a good one and get laid!!
    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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    All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..

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    Re: Happy Birthday Irondog!

    Happy Birthday to a guy named Todd
    Who we all know is a little bit odd
    Why is that? Well it’s been said
    He likes to stick his dick in bread

    Maybe we should give him a break
    I don’t know how much more he can take
    As lately he’s been down on his luck
    It’s been months now since he’s had a fuck

    That’s hardly surprising as at aged 38
    His body’s condition ain’t exactly great
    That’s not to say that’s he’s too old
    But he can’t get it up, or so I’ve been told

    I’m not exactly saying he’s over the hill
    But he needs lots of help from a little blue pill
    And the present he asked for? I’ll have to see
    As Kelly’s not keen on making an mp3

    So now I’ll bring this rhyme to an end
    And Birthday wishes to Toss I’ll send
    I hope you have a really great day
    Even if you are a BIG FUCKING GAY!!
    Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!

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    Re: Happy Birthday Irondog!

    Happy Birthday Dog
    He's not the messiah, He's a very naughty boy!

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    Re: Happy Birthday Irondog!

    Happy Birthday Irondog... hotdogs all around
    Expect nothing. And you will never be disapointed.

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