Happy Birthday Irondog.
Next year I'll have to send you a loaf of bread and a bottle of whiskey for your birthday.![]()
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Happy Birthday Irondog.
Next year I'll have to send you a loaf of bread and a bottle of whiskey for your birthday.![]()
"The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead."
Happy Birthday
America is not at war. The US Military is at war. America is at the mall.
Magnesium Citrate - The Navy Seal Hell-Week of laxatives.
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Happy Birthday Ol man.......j/k Hope you have a good one...
have my own little world. But it's OK, they know me here.
happy b'day doggie
Happy Birthday, I just know you got to be older than me...
AAAAAA SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!
hehe whats that remind you of dog? good times eh...... happy birthday big man .. xoxoxo ... hope you have a good one and get laid!!
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring.- Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..
Happy Birthday to a guy named Todd
Who we all know is a little bit odd
Why is that? Well it’s been said
He likes to stick his dick in bread
Maybe we should give him a break
I don’t know how much more he can take
As lately he’s been down on his luck
It’s been months now since he’s had a fuck
That’s hardly surprising as at aged 38
His body’s condition ain’t exactly great
That’s not to say that’s he’s too old
But he can’t get it up, or so I’ve been told
I’m not exactly saying he’s over the hill
But he needs lots of help from a little blue pill
And the present he asked for? I’ll have to see
As Kelly’s not keen on making an mp3
So now I’ll bring this rhyme to an end
And Birthday wishes to Toss I’ll send
I hope you have a really great day
Even if you are a BIG FUCKING GAY!!
Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!
Happy Birthday Dog
He's not the messiah, He's a very naughty boy!
Happy Birthday Irondog... hotdogs all around![]()
Expect nothing. And you will never be disapointed.
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