MTW Arcade - Newbies would do well to read this

[WillRiker]

I just wanted to make a post regarding the arcade, primarily for newbies, just so that there can be no confusion about things in the future, and I'm gonna post this next bit in big letters as I know most gamers can't read or choose to ignore the PM's.

MTW IS A HUMOUR SITE NOT A GAMES SITE!!!

We welcome all new members to MTW and all that we ask is that you participate in the humour of the site. If all that you are here for is to play games and nothing else, then you're out of luck as I will wipe your scores on a regular basis if you choose not to participate.

Also, if you make stupid, pointless, pathetic posts such as "wjhruiqwh" I will simply ban you from accessing the arcade AT ALL.

Believe me I have more free time on my hands than you do, and I'm motivated to do it. I can ban/delete/wipe quicker than you can.

So please, join in, become part of our Twisted Community and then enjoy the arcade as it was intended - as a bonus for regular posters on MTW.

[Lady Dee]

Hopefully they get the message!

[Rodge]

Drive them out Will...
Damn them, damn them all to hell!

[Lady Dee]

Drive them out, only if they don't get the message! Give them one more chance!

[Morty]

...... and I'm gonna post this next bit in big letters as I know most gamers can't read .........

So let me get this straight...........

If a person has the inability to read, they can't read this:

"YOU CAN'T READ! NEENER NEENER NEENER!"

But if I make it with big letters like this:

"YOU CAN'T READ! NEENER NEENER NEENER!"

People that have the inability to read can magically read it? I don't get it. How's it work Will?

[Lady Dee]

LMAO LMAO LMAO, way to press his buttons more!

[WillRiker]

People that have the inability to read can magically read it? I don't get it. How's it work Will?

Well I would explain the intricacies of how this works, but I'd be worried that you wouldn't understand it.



Bastard!

[Maximal]

So let me get this straight...........

If a person has the inability to read, they can't read this:

"YOU CAN'T READ! NEENER NEENER NEENER!"

But if I make it with big letters like this:

"YOU CAN'T READ! NEENER NEENER NEENER!"

People that have the inability to read can magically read it? I don't get it. How's it work Will?

Leave it to Morty!!!!

[Lady Dee]

[Morty]

I've already received an email from a gamer asking WTF happened to their scores.