What happens when you get drunk

[Irondog]

So I had to answer some of your questions on the last poll which then made me think of some of the awful drunken binges that I use to go on when I was younger and much dumber.
One of the worst ones was when I went out with my boss for a night of drinking when I think I was about 20 years old. I was in Arizonia at the time working at a welding company and Trucking company.
Back in those days I would work 18 to 20 hours a day during the week for little money, but one of the perks was my rich boss would take me out and buy the drinks all night. Mind you in those days it was not uncommon for me to have 10 or 15 Jack and Cokes in a night.
Well one night we were at a Bar called "Horny Toads" and I was way beyond my 15 drink limit and was shooting pool with what I thought was a hot piece of ass. My boss kept telling me that it was time to go but I told him to sit down and keep the drinks coming.
Sometime around closing she asked me to go back to her place for a few more drinks and told my boss that she would be sure to get me home in time for work on Monday. He tried everything to get me to go back with him but I told him that she wasn't that bad and that I would find my way home later.
I remember going back to her house, banging her once the door closed, her fixing me something to eat and then banging again in the living room. That was the last thing I remember about that night. Sometime the next morning around 10 or 11 I woke up to complete darkness and a very cramped sleeping quarters. I must say that I was a little confused and disoriented with my surroundings.
I remember the smell of mothballs and felt shoes everywhere around me.It took me several minutes to realize that I was in a closet and that the door was locked. Fear was now setting in as I also was now aware that I had "NO" clothes on. After a couple of attemps I was finally able to pop the door open only to see this woman sprawled on her bed like a beached whale.
Fear set in FULL FORCE now and I was trying to find my clothes. As I snuck around the room looking for them I realized that this woman was bigger than me and had rolls on her that looked like she had enough skin for two people. It was quite funny to see one tit laying on the pillow next to her and the other one flopped so it was basically over her side looking behind her. I don't even think Max would have liked to see these boobies. I had seen farm animals with better looking tits.
I finally found my underware on the table next to the bed and quickly put those on and searched for the rest of my clothes. All of the sudden her alarm clock went off and she looked up and smiled at me. It was at this time that I realized that she was missing half of her teeth. At least now I knew why the door was locked on the closet, I was trying to hide from her!!!
Needless to say, I said screw the clothes and took off straight for the front door. It took me about 2 hours to figure out what town I was in and also to find some new clothes to wear. It's not easy to find new clothes in the middle of the day with no money.
I finally got back to my trailer about 4 hours later only to have my boss sitting there waiting for me laughing his ass off. He kept telling me that he tried to talk me out of it but that I was not listening to him and told him I was an adult and knew what I was doing. Needless to say, I never got that drunk with him again. Thank god she didn't know where I lived or worked and I never went back to that Bar ever again.

[Maximal]

Damn Dog that was funny.....the really scary part is I think I know that exact woman except I woke up next to her, I convinced her to go get inot the shower and I'd be right in and I managed to get out of there with my clothes

[WillRiker]

Funny Story, but really the lengths people will go to just because they've had enough of "Will and Max with all this crap about the gamers".

[Irondog]

I thought I'd give you some more ammo to beat me with Will

Not one of my finer moments I must say