Smelly Fingers

[ajnodine]

sounds like all the guys here have experience with stinky pussy's . Confusa says go to bed with itchy ass wake up with stinky finger. The same works for girls...Date a girl who has a infection go home with stinky fingers. Anyway if it smells that bad it's not saying much for the guy who actually goes down on it, finger or other wise!!!

[Maximal]

ok for all you people that can't understand what Morty is saying

It is not a stinky smell!!!!

It is a smell that just can't be washed off your fingers easily, now look around at your office mates and take note of the ones that left for lunch and how they keep sniffing thier fingers all afternoon!

[mommysalomi]

Okay my husband says it gets under your fingernails,,and it lingers cause then you can prove to your friends that you actually got some and you are not a liar......

[WillRiker]

[Morty]

Okay my husband says it gets under your fingernails,,and it lingers cause then you can prove to your friends that you actually got some and you are not a liar......

Finally, a confirmation from a woman.

Even though her confirmation was from a man.

[*wonderboy*]

im totaly with you Morty, i regularly have the same problem, and i think about 12/24 hours i have had the smell. i dont know why women dont just admit that the smell does actually last this long. is it really that they cant smell it like we can or just that they are denying it?

and yeah thats the second best proof you can have, apart from a friend being there which i must admit im not too keen on, it has been done bfeore but the less mentioned about that the better! you see you just cant recreate that smell but something like a picture can easily be doctored in photoshop.

Finally, a confirmation from a woman.

yeah that will never happen again

[Kase]

I get the feeling Morty put fingering pussy and scratching ass in the same post for a reason...

...I thought "*wonderboy*" was about 12, and if I'm right, I'm fuck'n pissed

And if I may make a suggestion- go to your local autoparts store and find something called "GoJo". It's a citrus abrasive hand cleaner that'll get damn near anything off your hands since it's made for cleaning dirty motor oil, brake fluid, etc. ... but that's only if you want to get rid of it, like if your screwing the boss's wife and you have to go to work or something

[Maximal]

the only problem with the GoJO is you shouldn't use it on your face, so i'd suggest just not kissing your boss

[Kase]

...or your boss's ass?

[Morty]

I have no problem with my smelly fingers. Kind of a sweet reminder of what happened last night. No need for the GoJo. And as far as cleaning the face, when I slosh around my mouth wash to freshen my breath, I tend to smear some around on my face then rinse it off. Doesn't remove the puddy smell, but it helps cover it up with whatever scent my mouth wash has.