Stupid shit you do with your kids

[Psycho]

Does anyone else do stupid shit with their kids?

I was taking a co-worker home the other day, and had the boys with me. As usual, we do things a little different in Colorado. It was a beautiful day, so we all rolled our windows down and enjoyed the fresh air.

As we drove along one of the main arteries of Pueblo, if you can really call the streets here that, my 8 year old saw someone on the sidewalk that we were ready to pass. As we were within earshot of this pedestrian, my son gave out an earsplitting scream that only an 8 year old boy can! I don't know who jumped more, the guy on the sidewalk, or my co-worker sitting in the passenger seat right in front of my son.

My sons and I were laughing our asses off, while my co-worker checked his pants. We must have passed 15 more people on the sidewalks until we got to this guys house, screaming and yelling at everyone. He got out and told me "never again will I ride in a car with you and your kids, PSYCHO!!!!!

I saw the co-worker the next day, and he proceeded to describe the frightful trip home from the night before to everyone else in the bank. He made it sound as if this was something that no one else does???? I think it is normal, in fact I have been doing it for years and found it very entertaining. Nothing like causing an old woman to have a heart attack and die. It saves us all some money, and probably gives her kids some money in the will.

As I said, I have been doing this for years, and can only think of a couple of drawbacks.

1) You are laughing so hard that you can't steer the vehicle, drive off the road into a ditch. (Only happened a couple of times, and the dog was really old to begin with)

2) After the person picks themselves up off of the ground, they run over to your vehicle at the stoplight that changed and you couldn't make it through, and tries to beat the crap out of you. (Never happens, I am the brother of Irondog)

So I ask all of you, is this a strange form of entertainment, that no one else practices, or is my co-worker right that I am really a nut?

[Irondog]

I want to know where the DAMN VIDEO IS?????????
It says there is a video, WHERE IS IT?
What a dipshit!

He is not my brother..........damn kids

[WillRiker]

I want to know where the DAMN VIDEO IS?????????
It says there is a video, WHERE IS IT?
What a dipshit!

He is not my brother..........damn kids

I gotta hold my hand up to that one. I blame lack of alcohol tonight.

Your brother didn't use ANY post icon, and when I added one I added the wrong fucking one.

[Irondog]

I gotta hold my hand up to that one. I blame lack of alcohol tonight.

Your brother didn't use ANY post icon, and when I added one I added the wrong fucking one.

Will......for the sanity of all of us........GET FUCKING DRUNK ALREADY!!!

Geez....I can't believe you made a rookie mistake like that....

What a sober BOOB!!!!!

[WillRiker]

I blame lack of supervision from the Boss.

He went to Texas and I got drunk on power instead of just plain old drunk as normal.

[Irondog]

So what your saying is......Kelly wouldn't let you drink her beers tonight huh?

[WillRiker]

So what your saying is......Kelly wouldn't let you drink her beers tonight huh?

No, what I'm saying is that it's been pissing down with rain all day and I wasn't about to get wet and she wouldn't go to the shop either....and as I drank all of my beer and hers last night, there's none in.

[Desolate_Fem]

That's not a very constructive thing to teach a child. It sounds a little dangerous to me. How old are you anyway? Sounds like something a
teenager would do to me......but what do I know.

[Trinity]

I don't know, it refreshes me to think that you're not chastising them for something that's harmless. If some kids did this to me & I shook in terror, I'd have to laugh at myself. Then, perhaps, throw rotten garbage at your swell vehicle hopefully hitting one of your children in the mouth.
Sounds to me like your co-worker was pissed due to the antagonizing of his own piss. If he was in on the joke, maybe he would have enjoyed it & could tell a more endearing story at work.

[Irondog]

Bear in mind people...............This is my little brother doing this!!!

That should be enough information right there..LMAO LMAO LMAO