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Ok so on my 30th birthday I had a huge party and around 3 in the morning things were finally dying down and I got up to go take a piss, well one of my buddies says grab me a beer, I say well I was going piss but sure. So on the way out I grab the last three beers right out of the case, so they are all warm. I walk outside with a grin on my face and hand him a beer, I sit down open one of the beers and chug it and open the second one as I'm telling him to get drinking. Well it dawns on him that I said I was going to take a piss and that his beer is warm. so he starts swearing at me for pissing in the bottle. I'm trying to convince him that I didn't and it is a real beer. all the while also trying to keep from laughing, finally he opens the beer and pours it out on the ground. At this point, I'm really drunk, and I just can't stop laughing anymore, my sister picks up the bottle and smells it and says it was just real beer. So everyone is laughing at him and he is swearing up a storm. He gets up to go get himself another beer and I manage to tell everyone that he dumped the last beer on the ground. It was absolutly quiet until we heard him start screaming in the house cause there was no beer left.
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Originally Posted by hibby1875
