Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

[kmk2255]

My name is Karla, I am from Wisconsin. I found this site looking for games to play while I was at work.....

[bulben]

my name is Lone, i am from Denmark, I found this site by an coincidence,i like it because there are lots of games, which i find very important and of course they are free, everyone can join , besides there are forum , where you maybe can make new friends, I know i there are more on MTW, but a good gamer website means a lot Ok its all for now so to Morty and all fhe gamers HAPPY NEW YEAR

[muzzer]

Looked at the site around 5 years ago, advertised on UK TV on a late night prog about humerous web pages. The other ones they mentioned were crap, and I have just posted for the first time to play games because I did not want to fuck myself.

[tan]

HI MY NAME IS TAN, AND I LIVE IN A LITTLE TOWN CALL NEW ROMNEY IN KENT , ENGLAND.
I AM A PUB LANDLADY SO THE MOST TIMES YOU WILL SEE ME ON HERE WILL BE NEAR MID NIGHT AS I'VE JUST FINISHED WORK AND I AM UNWINDING.

[Morty]

and I have just posted for the first time to play games because I did not want to fuck myself.

Well said.

[Ferrari355gts]

Hey, Just joined the other day, name's Ed, cool site.

[hibby1875]

My name is Mark - and I have a substance abuse problem (mainly hand lotion).

I am from Leith, Edinburgh in Alba (sadly not Jessica).

Elvis told me to "Visit Morty's Twisted World" seconds before dying on the toilet in 1977. After wiping his fat ass and flushing, I started my search, having to wait until the Internet was created, then Morty starting his site and eventually in 2005 for computer machines to come to Scotland. Thanks Elvis, you crazy nutbag!

PS: Craig Nip from Glasgow - good to hear from you again, didn't we meet at the Annual Scottish Goat Fucking Haggis Eating Skirt Wearing Championships - or is that just the mental picture a heidthebaw radgeworks gadgie American thinks when their are 2 Scots on their site. Mmmmm, I wonder?

[EvilTwin]

what up u bloody wankers? (ok im american, texan at that which is like a whoel diferent nationality , but i like british words ) names evil twin, i am a twin, fraternal, im a band nerd( a damn good one at that) and a gamer. and i seriously found this site through school work. one distracting link led to another... but to all u fuckers just posting to play games. i dont even play these games much. get to know us. and were trying to get morty to raise the post limit. so odn't rely on that one post for long FUCKERS.

[BunnyMan]

I like how this new limit has caused all sorts of pointless and horribly typed post to pop up in all the darndest places.

[BOONEY]

Names Andy
male
From cheshire, England
Stumbled across this place while at college in 98, but forgot about it until i got a PC at home last year. And i keep drifting back and forth every now and again.