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So it's almost 1 in the morning yeah? I've had a shitty day and I decided to drink me a Guiness. I didn't have a bottle opener so I used a damn spoon. That is how bad I wanted this beer. AND there's more in the fridge.
Fuck guys!
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Perfect snack
So it's almost 1 in the morning yeah? I've had a shitty day and I decided to drink me a Guiness. I didn't have a bottle opener so I used a damn spoon. That is how bad I wanted this beer. AND there's more in the fridge.
Fuck guys!
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them them with bullshit.
you can open the bottle on the edge of the kitchen counter
Make sure you have somewings with that!!
use your teeth woman hahah thats how we do it!!
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
I always, always have a bottle opener on my keys - you never know when you're gonna need one.
Remember, the shortest distance between two points, is a tight sweater!
See we have different problems. I have like 3 bottle openers in my kitchen alone. But no beer.
i have a bottle opener on my key ring too a dale jr. one..now thats redneck
One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
"If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."
Yeah well, I normally drink hard liquor.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them them with bullshit.
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