Swamp

[Layni]

One Halloween, when I was about 18 yrs old. My friend and I decided to play a practical joke on his uncle. He lives on a huge farm, and it was fall so their was no grass around his place due to the tractors bringing in hay . This is what gave us the idea. We dug a 3 ft hole by his porch filled it with water and pig slop- (which is like everything -leftovers mostly) then we covered it with alot of hay. Considering there was hay all over his place it didnt look noticable at all. Alex yelled at the house the one of the horses had got out of the field, knowing that his uncle would come running. He came out side and stopped right in front of the hole, not noticing it, but looking around and getting his coat on. His wife came out and was handing him his hat, and I guess she was a little too close to the hole cuz she fell in backwards. She was so pissed. We helped her out, as she was glaring at us. Her husband was just laughing his ass off. When she finally got out and had a towel wrapped around her- she looked at her husband who was still laughing- and pushed him into the hole. It was hilarious. They both got over it and laughed about it. Of course- this was after he dumped a load of pig shit onto Alex's car at school. I think that made them feel better and get over it quicker.

[Irondog]

Ahhhhhh....... those good old home grow stories back on the farm.

Just remember one thing Layni.....what comes around goes around.

It would be funnier than shit to hear that your kids did the same prank on you.

[lilmamma]

at least i got a good laugh today!! im sure you have some screwed up halloween story too dog..........

[Irondog]

No real story...... We just use to grab the freshmen and drive them to the graveyard and tie them to the tomb stones was all. It happened to me when I was a freshman and I figured I'd keep the tradition going, only thing was the kid that I grabbed and tied to the tomb stone was the town lawyer's son and he tried to press kidnapping charges against me......

[Kase]

No real story...... We just use to grab the freshmen and drive them to the graveyard and tie them to the tomb stones was all. It happened to me when I was a freshman and I figured I'd keep the tradition going, only thing was the kid that I grabbed and tied to the tomb stone was the town lawyer's son and he tried to press kidnapping charges against me......

That was because rape had nothing to do with the tradition.

[Morty]

Well said Kase!

[Makya]

Shit, I would press charges for kidnapping too if your ugly ass tried that shit!

Good story Layni. That was fucking hilarious.

[Maximal]

Now if Makya kiddnapped Milf and lilmamma and had her way with them both I'd love to video tape that!!!!!!

I'd make millions from the video!

[NurseNancy]

That was because rape had nothing to do with the tradition.

That was priceless, Kase!!

I thought the story was funny, Layni. Glad nothing like that ever happened to me out around here, though!