Hot Sauce for HOTTER Sauce

[Morty]

M'sPM, who is my coworker started with this idea yesterday. He thought it would be funny to add some HOTTER hot sauce to Hose-B's little bottle of Tapatio hot sauce that he sprinkles on all his lunches every day.

So I went to the liquor store and found the hottest hot sauce they had which was made of hablamos peppers, which are known as the hottest peppers in the world. M'sPM had the idea to just mix the two, I took it a step further and emptied the Tapitio bottle completely and add the HOTTER hot sauce to the Tapitio bottle back to the fill level it was at. Put the cap back on and put it back on Hose-B's desk.

Today, we're all eating lunch in the same room and we see Hose-B go and get a cup of water while he was eating. M'sPM and I are laughing quietly when we here Hose-B sniffing over and over. Hose-B getting pissed that we keep laughing and I tried to play it off that we just found it funny that he was sniffing so much. Hose-B was getting more frustrated that we were giggling over and over and looking at him while he hate. I look up at M'sPM and tell him, "Go get your bottle I'll get mine."

We both get up and Hose-B still doesn't know what is going on and starts getting nervous why we both got up, went to our desks and walk back hiding something behind our back. Hose-B is covering his ears thinking we got air horns or something and we start laughing even harder. M'sPM pulls out the HOTTER Hot Sauce bottle and places it on Hose-B's desk and I put a brand new Tapitio bottle on his desk and then we start laughing and explain what we did to him.

We thought it was funny as hell. Hose-B started saying how he couldn't figure out why his Tapitio was so damn hot to him today. It normally doesn't affect him.

M'sPM and myself were very proud of our little prank.

[SSgt Shak]

Good job.

[Maximal]

Nice, now never leave any containers or anything open at the office!

[Bones]

I think you meant Habenero peppers. I make an awesome Habenero Sauce. I eat it on almost everything. Most people can't handle it.

[EvilTwin]

mmmmm...habaneros...i love hot stuff. those things are some hot shits though. nice prank morty hehe

[Morty]

ya, you're right Bones. Habenero. I was combing the name with a dish I get called Pablamos I think.

I dunno.

[Maximal]

ya, you're right Bones. Habenero. I was combing the name with a dish I get called Pablamos I think.

I dunno.

How do you comb a name????

[Morty]

What else do you do with a guy named Harry?

[Irondog]

This is one of the best jokes yet!!!!

I can just see Hose-B, all teary eyed and not wanting to admit that his mouth is burning up.

This is one of those commercials,

Bottle of Tapatio $1.56

Picture of him........ PRICELESS!

[Kase]

The worst part is the seeds... you could've ground up some seeds and mixed it, but that could kill someone if they ate a pure hobanero seed