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    Red face The Smell of Chocolate

    We had invited my friends Wilson and Saglei over one day and all decided to go get some Burger King becuase I wanted a chocolate shake. We were all sitting around bullshitting when Jerison comes up and decides he wants some of my shake. I didn't see any harm in it because he didn't know how to drink from a straw yet so I let him have a try a it. He managed to get some of the shake up and decided he didn't want to stop. So when I pulled the shake away to take a drink, he took it away from me. Everyone started cracking up, including myself, and I ended up choking on the chocolate shake I was in the process of drinking.

    I ended up puking all over the living room floor and somehow managed to haul my ass to the bathroom, peeing all over myself because I couldn't breathe, where I puked 4 more times. I was puking so hard it came out my nose. By the time I was done, I stripped off my pants and panties and was standing there trying to catch my breath when Wilson came hauling ass down the hall to see if I was ok. I was so fucking embarrassed. I ended up staying up until 1 AM because was still blowing chocolate out of my nose. And Wilson harrassed me for about a month on that one.
    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them them with bullshit.

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    dang makya ..........
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    ...POWER CHUNDER...
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    What is Chunder?
    If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, then baffle them them with bullshit.

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