How MTW began

[Kase]

Just thought this up and figured I'd get some help to finish it. I don't really care about the rules, and I couldn't think of a name-

Morty was asleep at his desk after a long night of setting up his new one page virtual moon website, quietly drooling on his keyboard. He was woken as he heard sirens outside. He noticed something strange, however, as his computer screen had gone blank, when normally it would have his European hairy men in thongs screensaver on. He started to move the mouse when text scrolled across the screen, "Helo, Mortimer.yuo must folow teh prupel mnkey. ROFLMAO OMFG!". Just then...

[Bones]

Cable Monkey jumped in through Mortys window and bitch slapped him." I was online and saw your new website. You Twisted freak!" Yelled Cable Monkey. Morty was so shocked he

[lilmamma]

pissed his pants." who the hell are you? how did you do that? "morty said. " i am the cable monkey; the alpaha the omega, i shall lead you on a great quest for the most twisted site on all the net MUHAHAHAHA!!!"Morty sat shocked with drool running down his chin,"what do you mean a quest?"he asked."you shall go on greatadventures and pull awsome pranks to prove you can handal your own twisted world with followers who will trust and obey you." morty sat for a min and asked"well.... where do i begin?"
CM replied "for your first challange u will

[sleonard]

be required to build a web site where you can freely display the image of bath girl." Morty felt some strange excitment about this and felt a strange, yet familiar, feeling in his underware.

[Bones]

So he ran to the bathroom as fast as he could and took care of that problem. Then asked CM " How did you know about Bathtub Girl? That is my secret fetish!" Cable Monkey replied

[sleonard]

"for some time now I have been using my x-ray vision to peer through the walls of your house and seen you many times staring lustfully at that picture"

[Bones]

And the things you do are disgusting. Teach your followers to be just as disgusting

[Moe]

So he yelled to all of his members "OKAY GRAB YOURR RIGHT HANDDY AND STICK IN YOUR WEE WEE AREA!!1!"

Moe was the only one that fell for it, so him and morty masturbated for hours.

[Nora Diniro]

Untill a man named Chump came walking in wearing nothing but a Cock ring.

[The Chump]

Everyone fell to their knees, and grew breathless as they viewed his massive manhood. The Chump just laughed .. "some of us are born with it, others resemble Morty".

Morty said ..