9 Things I hate about Everyone

[Nora Diniro]

ok this did not really apeal as a joke to me,..but yet i thought it was kinda funny so i put in the "everything els" dump ... enjoy..


9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

[Bones]

. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Life is short for some people. I helped to bury a five year old kid that died from Leukemia. That life was to short. Children should have a chance to live and say Life is to Short. He never had that chance.

[Bones]

Sorry. That touched a nerve.

[Nora Diniro]

it's ok bones... but i didnt write this, trust me, I am way more creative that that ...but it is a bit touchy there on the life is to short, my brother died a couple hours after birth, and my mom didnt get to hold him, not even knew he was dead till 7 hours after wards ( she had a c-cection) he was born with practicly everything backwards and had no kidneys ( may 1981) so ..yes it is to short ..agreed....

[lilmamma]

!!! milf those were really funny!! and so true

[WillRiker]

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

Guilty as charged your honour. However, in my defence, I can't see the damn buttons on the TV set as my eyes are so screwed up, but I know where they all are on the remote.

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

I deliberately always look in one more place after I have found something just so that it isn't in the last place I looked. Drives my family crazy.

[Nora Diniro]

Guilty as charged your honour. However, in my defence, I can't see the damn buttons on the TV set as my eyes are so screwed up, but I know where they all are on the remote.



I deliberately always look in one more place after I have found something just so that it isn't in the last place I looked. Drives my family crazy.

LMAO!!!!! your cracking me up here WillRiker.....kepp it coming