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    Question I am a malignant manwhore who likes to fistfuck beavers

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    i am an oversexed cab driver who likes to slap animals. um... yeah.... thats me in a nut shell :S
    i didn't realise you need to click them to make them stop! id left them going for about half an hour before i realised. i feel real smart...

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    I got the same as you capt'in, lets go huntin!!
    AAAAAA SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!

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    i am a horny midget that likes to sniff lions. nice.
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    I am a foxy sausage link that likes to courrupt hooters LMAO!

    Mishy i did the same thing but not as long
    Never turn your back on a charging turtle........Those who never take anything too seriously have a distinct advantage over those who do

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    When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Bones's Avatar
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    I am a boob-sucking foot worshipper who likes to make crotches.
    At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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    I am a Cock-Heavy Sex God that likes to Laugh at Women
    Currently trying to get a life

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe."
    - Albert Einstein

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    After the first one I did it a few more times out of boredom
    drunken hunk that likes to laughat geemo
    tiny behemoth that likes to sniff lizards
    strong penis pumper that likes to corner horses
    godly clown that likes to infiltrate geemo
    buff dougnut that likes to megafuck beavers
    monumental salad buffet that likes to locate lesbians
    Currently trying to get a life

    "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity...and I'm not sure about the universe."
    - Albert Einstein

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    a boob-sucking bith who likes to poke cunts i am still laughing sooo hard
    One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
    "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

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    ... But I'm really a "crazy monkey lover" and now have the sticker to prove it, eeeeek eeeeek
    AAAAAA SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!

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