Last week I was playing a card game (Phase 10) with my brother, and his girlfriend, and my sister and her boyfriend. My fuck buddy was not there, because I got tired of her shit, but that's a totally different ramble altogether.
My Brother's girlfriend, Jaimie is a total bitch. She gets pissed off at my brother all the time because he is a sore loser, and he throws a fit whever he loses at anything. She'll get so mad at him that she will go to extremities, such as pussy deprevation. Totally lame. Anyways, We're playing phase ten, and Me and my Brother are losing. Bobby's throwing fits, as usual, and Jaimie's getting pissed off. I'm laughing my ass off because it's a game, and it's fuckin hilarious. My sister, Lawrence, and Jaimie are on phase 5, and my brother and me are on Phase 3. Kristy deals, and I am next. She deals me a perfect hand, and I go out before anyone can straighten out their hands. Jaimie loses it. She gets so pissed off at me, and she starts dogging me out. (After looking over, I thought I should let it be known that me and Jaime have never gotten into an arguement before, and we have always been very good friends in the past). She tells me that She Hates me. And I looked at her a little puzzled, and laughed it off, because she's mad. She tells me again even more serious that she hates me, and that she hopes I never get laid again.
***Back up...Think about this for a moment. This bitch gets mad at my Brother all the time for throwing the same fit that she is throwing right now. A bell goes off in my head. What a fuckin hypocryte!!!! I can't spell, and I don't give a shit. And she's going to hate me over a card game? Well Being the nice guy that I am, I can't allow someone to hate me for no good reason. I better give her a damn good reason to hate me. All this goes on in my head in a couple of seconds. Lawrence, Kristy, and Bobby know me well enough to know that she just fucked up. they could tell by the expression of my face. I was perfectlly calm and collected. ***
I then looked at her and without any anger I calmly said, "Well if you're going to hate me over a stupid card game. Then you can go straight to hell." It's not what I said that was so cold. It's the way I said it. I don't know how, but they way it came across It was totally nasty. As I was speaking, I knew my brother was about to attack me. I would if I had been in his shoes. But to my suprise and to his good fortune, he did not. She left me at his house. And she went home. Let me tell you, she was pissed. The reason I didn't have a ride in the first place is because I rode with them because we was all going together, and there was no sense in taking 2 vehicles. Anyways, I go outside, and as she starts to leave, I knock on her windows and ask if she wants me to appologise. She says that she doesn't like being told to go to hell, and I tell her, "That's funny, because I do believe you owe me an apology." She almost ran over my toes, and I laughed at her.
Anyways, I offered Lawrence gas money to take me home, but he rejected it because I have taken my Sister uptown on many occasion to see him to save him a trip. But he was still pissed that he had to drive from his house to my house for the 4th time in one day. So when we got home, Jaimie was sitting on the couth with Bobby, and Lawrence says, "I appreciate you making me burn my gas to come up her again" And Jaime says that she's leaving. "Bye, bitch", I say. and she storms out. bobby goes back outside (He's in tears) to try to calm her. She comes back inside and my sister's all like, "What's you'r deal Jaimie?" and Jaime says that Kristy has been egging the shit on the whole time, which is totally not true. And Jaime says to my sister, "Fuck you, Kristy. Fuck you" and walks out. Lawrence gets very pissed off, and storms out side and starts cussing Jaimie out. and Jaime's like, "If you're going to hit me, do it, I'll have every guy in town down here to beat you'r ass!" I'm like, "We're men. we don't hit women, bitch."
She gets in her car, and Lawrence is parked behind her. I'm like, Oh shit, dude, she's going to ram your car. *We all know how irrational women can be.* he's like, go ahead. And he gets his insurance company on the phone. I tell him to move his truck so she can go, and he doesn't. so I had my sister move it, so she can leave.
After 2 months of a very close of friendship, it has ended. All Jaimie had to do was apologise to my sister, Lawrence, and me, and we would have forgiven her. But she has not been back since, and our friendship is over. In the past I would have done anything for her, but now, I have no compassion for her. She broke up with my brother, and said she's going to do something stupid. I would not have cared if she had gotten herself killed. She was simply crying for attention. She didn't get it, and now she is back with Bobby again. He can really do better. Jaimie. If you're reading this. Go to hell.

















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...i'm surprised no one else caught it.
