too skinny?

[Morty]

What they need is a couple nut sacks of Uncle Morty's 2-Ball Compound dumped down their throat to fatten them up a little.

[WillRiker]

Originally Posted by Morty

What they need is a couple nut sacks of Uncle Morty's 2-Ball Compound dumped down their throat to fatten them up a little.

That brings back memories of the MTW Team Researcher initiation ceremony..........what do you mean no-one else had to do that??

[Orin]

Originally Posted by WillRiker

That brings back memories of the MTW Team Researcher initiation ceremony..........what do you mean no-one else had to do that??

That explains a lot. As I said before, I wondered why Morty had his mouth that shape in his avatar--I guess it was a mutual initiation. I think I shall have to avoid a 'Team Researcher' position should one become available.

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by Orin

I think I shall have to avoid a 'Team Researcher' position should one become available.

Join Us...and Don't Act like you Don't Want It.

[Orin]

Originally Posted by CableMonkey

Join Us...and Don't Act like you Don't Want It.

First of all, what does it taste like?

[CableMonkey]

Originally Posted by Orin

what does it taste like?

http://www.misterauctions.com/clare/sounds/knob.wav

http://www.misterauctions.com/clare/...taste_like.wav

[Orin]

Thanks for the sound bites. My knob only burns when it receives too much attention--which is never--any suggestions?

[Maximal]

Tell your significant other to stop eating the purple berries.

[Orin]

Originally Posted by CableMonkey

Join Us...and Don't Act like you Don't Want It.

It's surprising how well you understand me, but I'm not prepared to sacrifice everything.

[Morty]

Well, I would guess it tastes something like mushed up Saltine crackers with a tablespoon or two of soy milk. All stirred to a nice consistency.