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Old 05-24-2007, 07:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Question WOW!!!!

Early today I got a call from my wife. It started off just like they always do...........you know, the daily "Good morning........how is work today"

This is usual because I leave the house around 4:30 am long before any of the rest of the family is awake. Well anyways.......I get this call and after the beginning comments my wife does something that hasn't happened a whole lot in the last 3 years.............she starts in on the phone sex!!

This goes on for about 15 minutes and then she ends it with...."Hurry Home....I have a surprise for you!"

Now this is not a good time with work to take off early because I am trying to finish this job by the end of May so I can move on to my new job starting the 1st of June.............but fuck it........what's one more day right! So I take off from work early and head for home.........lets just say I knew I married her for a reason.............WOW!!!!!!!!!
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:49 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: WOW!!!!

and just like last time, we can expect another baby ironpup to be coming along in about 9 months!
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: WOW!!!!

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and just like last time, we can expect another baby ironpup to be coming along in about 9 months!

UMMMMM.............I don't think so!

I got fixed a few months ago
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Old 05-25-2007, 07:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: WOW!!!!

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Re: WOW!!!!

hahahaha, that's hilarious! I think I would get along well with your wife
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hahahaha, that's hilarious! I think I would get along well with your wife
For when she tells you to hurry to her place for some scissor rubbin?
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