Shot heard round the World

Iamthesevendeadly_sins · 09-21-2006, 11:18 AM

Caleb's going to kill me for posting this, but it is so god damned funny!

So, before we moved out here to the great fucking state of Pennsylvania we lived with his parents for a while. Anyways, as we all know when you are living with your parents it is nearly impossible to be able to fuck around. So, one day we decided to shower together and mess around since we had no privacy anywhere else in the house. We got in the shower turned the water on and I decided I would give Caleb a blow job. Everything went perfectly no knocks on the door, no disturbances. So, I am playing with his balls and sucking him off, and he is getting ready to cum. He wanted me to lick the tip of his cock while he jacked off, so he could cum all over my face. Well, he came, but it didn't go all over my face... instead he shot his shit straight up my nose.

OMFG! So, I was trying to get his cum out of my nostril and trying not to drown in his sperm!

I was laughing so fucking hard it was getting hard to breath! And Caleb being the male that he is continues to get himself off while I am left trying to get his shit out of my nose, laughing at the same time he's doing this may I remind you! It was sooo hilarious that I had to tell Mommysalomi, we laughed for days about it!!!! So, that's one of my many hilarious sex stories... hope you laughed!

**Danimal** · 09-21-2006, 11:26 AM

That's priceless.

**mommysalomi** · 09-21-2006, 11:38 AM

OMG I remember that shit.....To funny I havent laughed that hard in a long time...OH wait yes I did..When you told me about him passing out on top of you...HAHA DRUNK ASS Caleb....Hes so gonna kill you...

Iamthesevendeadly_sins · 09-21-2006, 12:12 PM

Ohhh, yeah... that's another funny ass story... god I love him!!!!!!

**mommysalomi** · 09-21-2006, 12:17 PM

Yup Cause he's so DEE DEE DEE......

Iamthesevendeadly_sins · 09-21-2006, 03:12 PM

Hehehe...

Lady Dee · 09-21-2006, 03:28 PM

That is quite the interesting story! Have a couple myself, but those are for another rainy day!

lilindian28 · 09-21-2006, 05:42 PM

that is fuuny as fuck ..have you ever had that shit shot in your eye it burns

drsampr · 09-22-2006, 01:17 AM

funny funny stuff. . .

**Irondog** · 09-22-2006, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lilindian28

that is fuuny as fuck ..have you ever had that shit shot in your eye it burns

Can't say I have........ What does it feel like Max????

09-21-2006, 11:18 AM	#1 (permalink)
Iamthesevendeadly_sins MTW Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 212	Shot heard round the World Caleb's going to kill me for posting this, but it is so god damned funny! So, before we moved out here to the great fucking state of Pennsylvania we lived with his parents for a while. Anyways, as we all know when you are living with your parents it is nearly impossible to be able to fuck around. So, one day we decided to shower together and mess around since we had no privacy anywhere else in the house. We got in the shower turned the water on and I decided I would give Caleb a blow job. Everything went perfectly no knocks on the door, no disturbances. So, I am playing with his balls and sucking him off, and he is getting ready to cum. He wanted me to lick the tip of his cock while he jacked off, so he could cum all over my face. Well, he came, but it didn't go all over my face... instead he shot his shit straight up my nose. OMFG! So, I was trying to get his cum out of my nostril and trying not to drown in his sperm! I was laughing so fucking hard it was getting hard to breath! And Caleb being the male that he is continues to get himself off while I am left trying to get his shit out of my nose, laughing at the same time he's doing this may I remind you! It was sooo hilarious that I had to tell Mommysalomi, we laughed for days about it!!!! So, that's one of my many hilarious sex stories... hope you laughed! __________________ ~ So as I will it, so shall it be ~

09-21-2006, 11:26 AM	#2 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 742	Re: Shot heard round the World That's priceless.

09-21-2006, 11:38 AM	#3 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	Re: Shot heard round the World OMG I remember that shit.....To funny I havent laughed that hard in a long time...OH wait yes I did..When you told me about him passing out on top of you...HAHA DRUNK ASS Caleb....Hes so gonna kill you... __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

09-21-2006, 12:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Iamthesevendeadly_sins MTW Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 212	Re: Shot heard round the World Ohhh, yeah... that's another funny ass story... god I love him!!!!!! __________________ ~ So as I will it, so shall it be ~

09-21-2006, 12:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,296	Re: Shot heard round the World Yup Cause he's so DEE DEE DEE...... __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

09-21-2006, 03:12 PM	#6 (permalink)
Iamthesevendeadly_sins MTW Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 212	Re: Shot heard round the World Hehehe... __________________ ~ So as I will it, so shall it be ~

09-21-2006, 03:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,041	Re: Shot heard round the World That is quite the interesting story! Have a couple myself, but those are for another rainy day! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

09-21-2006, 05:42 PM	#8 (permalink)
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09-22-2006, 01:17 AM	#9 (permalink)
drsampr Butt Scratcher Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 68	Re: Shot heard round the World funny funny stuff. . . __________________ Black. . . or rather the Red. . . on her Silk white sheets. . . like Roses. . . Black. . .

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