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Rules & Explanations & Info for Newbies Rules that will be enforced everywhere on the site, along with explanations of the various sections of the site. NEW PEOPLE GO HERE FIRST PLEASE!

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Old 01-01-2006, 02:52 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Exclamation Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

Alright, this thread is for everyone to post and announce themselves. Very simple.

State where in the world you live.

State whether you are male or female.

Tell us HOW you found MTW and it be nice to hear WHY you decided to join.


Please keep this thread on topic. By posting here, you will also fill the current requirement of having to post 1 time in order to play in the arcade.

So please, let us know you joined with a bit of info about you. If you just post complete nonsense just so you can go use the arcade, we will delete your 1 post and then you will not be able to play in the arcade again. Keep in mind the arcade is just a bonus for the site, its not the focus of the site, so if this pisses you off that you have to participate a little at MTW just to play games, you can go fuck yourself. The community and the humor is the goal of MTW, not the arcade.
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Old 01-01-2006, 02:53 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

For example........

I live in California, USA
Male
Well, I found this site by creating it.

Existing members please feel free to announce yourself too.
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

my names matt...from chicago...joined to play games, cant remember how i found it
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Old 01-01-2006, 03:29 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

Irondog here

I live in California

I found the place by becoming friends with the Big man himself
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:04 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

California.

Work with Irondog, used to work with Morty.

I had to sign on when Morty made the arcade for members only. Damn you Morty! j/k.
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:27 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Edmonton Alberta Canada

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I found the site completely by accident, and have never left, although a few people have tried. This is just the coolest site on the internet
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

lilmamma....

im form wv .... yes im used to the jokes and i am the trailer park queen

my sister meagan~( trailer park princess)told me about this place
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:35 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

Hi I'm Marty, mojo to my friends and family, I live in Clarksville, IN
right across the river from Louisville, KY, where I work
I found this sight by accident searching for humor
It all looks weird enough to be entertaining
I hope I can share some of my weirdness with you sick, twisted, poor sob's
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:40 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

I should of done this a long time ago. This is great.

Thanks everyone for posting here.
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Old 01-01-2006, 06:14 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Hey im Sam..or scav.. not LilMan
Im from Texas
EvilTwin told me about site at school
i prob stayed for the boobs or it mighta been cause of the kik ass stickerz
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