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Old 01-20-2006, 03:00 PM   #61 (permalink)
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Re: Newbies! Announce Yourself! (To Use Arcade Too)

I'm ... uh... whatever it says above this, and I have been sober for... uh... 7
Male, and I need to stress that I am HETEROsexual, so Irondog and everyone with the same interests as dog- Leave me alone
I was on topiromate at the time I found this site (fucking doctors) and that whole time was kind of a blur
I live somewhere between Chicago and the Mississippi river.
I believe Dick Cheney died 5 years ago but his mind is kept alive in a machine, and he will cause the apocolypse. After destroying the world Cheney, Pat Robertson, and Sadam Hussein will govern whoever is left alive, all the time while having a threesome.
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Old 01-20-2006, 03:25 PM   #62 (permalink)
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After destroying the world Cheney, Pat Robertson, and Sadam Hussein will govern whoever is left alive, all the time while having a threesome.
I don't know about you, but I can barely handle a phone call during a blowjob let alone governing the world.
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Old 01-20-2006, 04:30 PM   #63 (permalink)
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or how about banging away on your new girlfriend, while her bestfriend, your ex-girlfriend is on the phone and asking her what's going on...

yep been there, done that..

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Old 01-20-2006, 05:59 PM   #64 (permalink)
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STAY ON TOPIC PLEASE.



Okay newbies. Tell us a little about yourself.

How you found MTW........

Why you joined MTW...........

Where you live..............

Male or female..........

And a little something else to give us a little more insight as to who you are and what makes you tick.
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Old 01-20-2006, 06:18 PM   #65 (permalink)
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My name is Damian, I'm stationed in Saratoga Springs, NY. I'm from all over, but the longest time I've ever spent in one place was Las Vegas, NV (eight years there)

I was formerly known as Street Spirit when I joined this site back in 2000 or 2001. I think I found the link off of zfilter.com way back when. I used to be the master of the MTW forums. It wasn't uncommon to see me have a reply in every single thread in there. I was a post whoring MTW junkie! I was formerly the webmaster for DemonicRitual.net - Home of my disturbing creations. My most infamous creation can be found here: http://www.demonicsheep.com/movies/sheepy.wmv
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Old 01-23-2006, 06:46 AM   #66 (permalink)
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Hi
I am Tony from England........... I think i found this site looking for naked woman ........ oooppppssssssss,but it looks good to me folks....nice job
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Old 01-23-2006, 06:47 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Oh i should say i am male
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Old 01-29-2006, 01:44 PM   #68 (permalink)
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Hay all
Im Exa from Oz
Bloke by trade.

Signed up last week, but got shifted around in Morty's server change!

So yah
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Old 01-31-2006, 06:40 PM   #69 (permalink)
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hello names goof from hoosier country,just happened upon this sight,i'm a little twisted so i should fit right in.
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Hueydog from Northern Canada.Totaly new to this.
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