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Okay so this week has been very rough on me ! I mean I guess I just sould have stayed in the house and in bed...

So it started with me and my Uncle going to Mexico to get meds. I have been going to Mexico to get meds since I have been here as I have not found a Dr yet. Well I get Tramadol which is a pain reliever however it is non narcotic. When coming back across the border I have been claiming it and had not troubles.... Well I get to the border patrol counter and give this lady my birth cert and drivers license {which is still my california one} And she asks me what I was doing in Mexico I tell her we had lunch and got some meds. She asks me why I came from California to go to Mexico here. I tell her I just moved here.. I hand her the meds and she says oh no you cannot take these back and I tell her I have gotten them about three other times and had no problem but whatever what do I do with them? She goes on this huge rant that she shoudl take me to jail for trying to bring back illeagal drugs. I tell her I did not know and I had brought them back before and why would I claim something if I knew it was illeagal. She then goes on about where do I work, who do I live with, who takes care of me since I do not work, why dont I work and on and on all of which is none of her buisness. Then she takes my purse and pulls everything out of it and everything out of my wallet. Then she gives all my stuff in a huge wad of papers to my Uncle and they make him go outside. Then she says to me " You where born in California and just lived there Why didn't you stay there?".....At this point I am getting really pissed off and I so wanted to say to her "Why Dont all the Mexicans stay in Mexico?" However I do not as I can tell she is really trying to justify a reason to arrest me... So She tells me I have to dump the meds somewhere and it cannot be in front of her and she doesnt care where I do it.. I thought I was gonna have to go all the fucking way back across the bridge and was pissed. She says she is gonna search me when I come back and if I stash them she will make sure I go to jail for a long time... So I'm freaking out cause she gave all my stuff to my Uncle so I now have no identification and I'm scared to go to far from the border.. So I step outside and there is a trashcan and I dump them and throw the bottle away in front of some other agents. I then go back in cutting in front of people and walk back up to her where she searches me in front of hundreds of people. I tell her I would never try anything like that.. But I understand she probally hears that on a daily basis. As she was doen searching me she tells me I am not welcome in Mexico and not to come back til I have proper identification... I asked her since when is a California drivers license not valid ID.. That made her more upset so another agent went out to my Uncle and got my D.L from him where they ran it for warrents... Well she could find nothing and had to let me go The fucking racist bitch !!!!!! On my way out the door I say {not loud enough for her to hear}I'll be back next week bitch and just use another bridge......I have never been treated as a criminal and it sucks........


So them on friday me and my mom go to Walmart to get stuff. We need to buy some 3l bottles of diet coke and they are just above my head {I am 5'6"} I go to pull one done and the metal racks that hold them up is brokin causeing the next bottle to come crashing down on my leg.. This hurts like a motherfucker and the lid part {the hardest part of the bottle} hits my shin bone sidways.. I try to start walking and cannot put any weight on it.. It swells instantly and started to turn black.. The strange thing was it made my calf and heel hurt {really just my whole leg excrusitaing} so my mom asks an employee to get a manager {and since I cannot walk he goes and gets me a motorized buggy} I fill out a report and Jason takes me to the Dr as after a hour I still cannot put any weight on it ... They do xrays and say it is not brokin but the tendons are fucked up and I have to use crutchesfor at least three days so I do not injur it worse.. My whole leg is swollen exspecially my foot and this morning I still cannot put weight on it... WTF only I could have a bottle of soda put me on my ass for a few days !!!!!! Oh yeah I also had on flip-flops and am now gonna lose my picky toenail !!!


So all in all I shoulda just stayed in bed this week...


On a good note the kids start school on Monday....But that is a whole new story as I'm gonna have a hella time getting my daughter into school as here you have to reinrole your kids every frickin year !!!!
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Re: Why me ?!?!?!?!?!

Damn,,,soundz like you need to lay off the hard stuff !! (diet coke)
And what's this "picky toe" ?? Oh never mind,,,forget I even asked,,,I don't want to know !! Hope your weekend gets better soon !!
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Hahha pinkey toe...The small one... the one that you always stub on shit and yeah that one
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Re: Why me ?!?!?!?!?!

If I give you a list can you pick up some "MEDS" for me in mexico?.....
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Yeah hahah I do have a guy though that I can call. I send him a money order and he sends me what I need. My Uncle in San Antonio meet him last time he went to Mexico. I am however gonna let him make an order first that way if its a scam I do not ose money on it ...

I'll let you know how it turns out. This guy also is a pharmasist in El Paso but I do not know if he sends his meds out from his pharmacy in the US or the one in Mexico
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Yeah hahah I do have a guy though that I can call. I send him a money order and he sends me what I need.
I first read that as a monkey order and wondered why you were ordering monkeys..

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Man the whole border story totally sucks. Random but it reminds me of a scene from Weeds, they showed a Mexican border patrol and it looks rough, so im sorry to hear u had to go through that being treated like u were a crim.
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I do not need any monkeys as these children are monkeys enough... I'm ssoooo happy school started..



And yes the borders are rough here but as I said I have never had any troubles before this lady was just a bitch....The Border agents are not friendly and do not smile and are very serious. However most of them do not mess with you as Everyone here goes to Mexico to get meds and to have lunch. The borders used to be alot more busier before the drug wars started and now the violence is so bad over there you do not dare go into Mexico to far. The market where everyone shops is a big target for the violence. It is a drug war between the drug lords and the policia. And it is crazy.... So yses going to Mexico is scary right now and to have them do that to me just made it worse for me but I did call and turn her in ...
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