Spam E-Mail & Morty's New Job

[WillRiker]

So earlier today when I stumbled out of bed somewhere around 5pm-ish and I got on the PC I did what I usually always do and that's check to see what new items are being "shared" that I may wish to download and check my e-mails as I'm doing it, (yes I can actually multi-task..believe it or not).

So as I go to check my e-mails I see that there is one from Morty...or so I thought as I wasn't quite awake and didn't really read the "from" line.

Anyhoo....this was the e-mail...



Now I assume this is spam and it's somehow snagged the "morty" from my e-mail address as I certainly have never made any inquiry or sent any message to "Morty The Knife Man".

Then I got to wondering....maybe it's some new side project that Morty has set up...maybe he's an assassin for hire and that's why he's been so busy lately and for a hired assassin "Morty The Knife Man" has a pretty good ring to it...either that or a pro-wrestler name.

I'm rambling now...anyways, I went to look at the website Home Page and was a little disappointed to learn that all Morty is doing for his side project is serving the seafood community for over 35 years...which is quite impressive in itself as he's only been alive for 32 years.



Made me laugh anyway that a random piece of spam e-mail should have Morty heavily featured in it.

[Purple Dragon]

so morty is a hit man,useing seafood as a front very clever

[Morty]

SHIT! MY IDENTITY HAS LEAKED!

[mommysalomi]

Haha whats he gonna do Bass slap someone silly ???

[Hayley]

Damn thats a good email I wonder if you can affiliate with them and link xchange