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Old 04-20-2008, 12:30 PM
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Ramble From vegas to naked



Catchy title eh?

So the other night The wife and I went out for Dinner, We started off with a ceasar drink and then had some wings for an apetizer, they were sweet thai chili flavour which is an awesome flavour.

So for the main course she had steak and ribs with a baked potatoe and I had the 18 oz prime rib with a loaded baked potatoe and a side of mushrooms.

The food was all awesome, for desert we shared a wildberry cheesecake.

I had a coffee and she had a Tea.

Now I know some of you are wondering why the hell I'm telling you this. Well I wanted to set the stage for the thing that shocked the hell out of me.

The waiter brings the bill and I give him my credit card, he goes and runs it through and brings it back in the little folder, yes it cleared!

I open the folder to sign the credit card slip and as i grab the pen I realize it says "Need a good laugh? Morty's Twisted World"

It was one of our pens!!

So I asked him where he got it from cause I had never left one at that place yet. although I did give him a handfull to share with the other staff.

So he tells me he grabbed it from his roommate, who brought it back From Vegas, where he stole it from a waiter cause he thought it was cool.

Apparently they have both been on here for the last year, reading jokes but just haven't joined yet.

So hi there Justin and Mark

So the question is who left MTW pens in Vegas?
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:07 PM
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Re: From vegas to naked

well i have never been there so you can rule me out of that i put stickers around garla bingo the other week buts thats as far has i got to
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Old 04-20-2008, 02:32 PM
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Re: From vegas to naked

well thats awesome.it wase'nt me left them ..and hi justin and mark,keep coming back.....
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Old 04-20-2008, 04:51 PM
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Re: From vegas to naked

Fuckin awesome!

Its official! The pens were well worth it! Thanks everyone for passing them around. Just wondering where it came from to get there?

My thoughts.........

Maximal a year ago or so went to Vegas. Can't remember if the pens were around at that time.

Me being at Flatstock in Austin, Texas dumping hundreds of them, maybe somehow made it to Vegas being that the same sort of crowd would be at both locations.

Remember that road trip Bunnyman went on like a year ago? Was that to vegas?

Would be so awesome to know the journey that pen went on to get there.

Either way, welcome to MTW! Glad the pens brought you in!

From wherever, to Vegas, to Canada. Fucking awesome!!!!
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Re: From vegas to naked

UPDATE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


It is now 5:09 pm Sunday night and I just got back from Vegas.

If you end up at the Venetian
You go to the main parking structure level and you will see a MTW sticker next to the push button as well as a couple other ones on signs on the strip

I tried to place one on the front door but they said NO WAY!!!!!

Bastard!!!!!!!
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Old 04-20-2008, 05:42 PM
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How Dare them !! lamo
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Re: From vegas to naked

We were stickering the doors of the lifts (elevators) at the hospital when visiting my Gran.....haven't been to vegas though...did leave a number of pens in the bookies the other week when putting a bet on the Grand National.
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Old 04-21-2008, 06:31 AM
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Re: From vegas to naked

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UPDATE>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


It is now 5:09 pm Sunday night and I just got back from Vegas.

If you end up at the Venetian
You go to the main parking structure level and you will see a MTW sticker next to the push button as well as a couple other ones on signs on the strip

I tried to place one on the front door but they said NO WAY!!!!!

Bastard!!!!!!!
So.......... can you fill in the last 2 blanks?

Was this a quote from Max's post in the past and Sunday night of what year?
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Old 04-21-2008, 07:17 AM
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Re: From vegas to naked

No silly Doggie went to Vegas.. I live 4 hours from Vegas and have never gone.. IDK why but I just havnt.. Anyone wanna take me ???
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Old 04-21-2008, 12:41 PM
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Re: From vegas to naked

I'm I as stupid as normal?

How'd you figure out it was Irondog? Cuz if you think he's posting an actual "update" on himself, you forgot to calculate the time the pen needed to get to Canada, and then taken from the roommate, put in the friends pocket, then placed in a receipt book.

Not to mention they said this was A YEAR AGO that they got the pen.
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