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Old 04-14-2008, 10:07 AM
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Ramble Collective Attention Deficit Disorder?

This is a question that I feel needs to be asked.....did the entire Continent of North America all suddenly suffer amnesia at the same time or is it a case of collective Attention Deficit Disorder? Or maybe it's just the TV people think that you all have these issues I don't know.

Why do I ask I hear you ask?

I shall tell you!

I've suspected for some time that the attention span in Northern America & Canada may be shorter than say Europe or anywhere else in the world based on the fact that you find a 90 minute game of Football (or soccer as you choose to call it) too long to hold your attention and your "American Football" has to be split into 4 quarters and have half time entertainment and cheerleaders to keep you interested.

This is something that I noticed began to seep over into TV shows.

I download a lot of TV as I can't be bothered to wait months and months for the UK to catch up, but over here, by law, a half hour TV show can only have 1 ad break, usually around the 10 minute mark and a 1 hour show has 3, usually around the 10 minute mark, the 30 minute mark and the 50 minute mark.

When I watch TV shows direct from the US I notice usually double that amount of ad breaks.

Then lately I've noticed that every time a show returns from an ad break they feel the need to cover about a quarter of the screen with a message reminding you of which show it is you're watching, just in case you had forgotten..





I mean

Do they really believe that in to 3-4 minutes they were trying to sell you stuff that you forgot what show it was you were watching?

I know both of those examples are from Sci-Fi but it's the same with Criminal Minds and Jericho and other shows on other networks.

Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, they feel the need to tell you about all the other shows that are coming up....





Don't get me wrong here, I'm not saying that i think our North American cousins are slow or anything, but the US Networks by doing this are certainly presenting that image to the rest of the viewing world.

The reason I find it so irritating is that, with most things unfortunately, what the US does, the rest of the world follows suit and more and more UK channels are doing the same.

Most of the shows I watch on Sky TV now have ads for shows before and after the actual ad breaks themselves, then when they return from ad breaks they need to tell you what it is that you're watching, which as you're already watching it you would assume that you would know what the show is...BECAUSE YOU'RE ALREADY WATCHING IT!!!!

Then when the end credits roll, they feel the need to shrink them to a size that a scientist with a microscope would struggle to see while they tell you about all the other shows that are coming up....why??

It's 2008.

We have on screen TV guides, DVR, Tivo, Sky Plus, TV Listings magazines and so on and so on, do we really need a constant bombardment of ads on the shows we're watching telling us what it is we're already watching and then what we can watch??

Do the dickheads that run TV really think that we are so damn stupid that we can't find the shows that we want to watch without them ramming it home to us at regular 10 minute intervals??

In case you hadn't guessed this is something that irritates me and I just needed to vent.

Rant over.....for now.
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Re: Collective Attention Deficit Disorder?

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I've suspected for some time that the attention span in Northern America & Canada may be shorter than say Europe
Uhmm ... Canada is IN North America. So is the United States of America and Mexico.

I think you watch too much TV. Its all crap, no matter what they put on the screen.
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Knackers that was meant to be USA & Canada not Northern America & Canada.
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Re: Collective Attention Deficit Disorder?

I hate the fact that there are so many commercials, they just annoy the hell outta me

then that little symbol in the bottom right hand corner, pises me off always being on the screen, If I really care what channel I'm watching I'll look it up.

and the shrinking of the screen, it seems the only time they do that is when I am trying to watch the preview of the next show.

They should get rid of commercials and just let the governement run tv, after all they already decide what we can watch
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Re: Collective Attention Deficit Disorder?

I agree with will there is to many adverts.they spoil the programmes...and have i got collective attention deficit disorder...... i could be a cadd
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Re: Collective Attention Deficit Disorder?

Actually- the first two pics you have up are on the sci-fi channel, I really don't understand the reasoning behind telling you what you are watching- seems like they think their audience is dumb-(i don't watch either of these shows) the other pics are not telling you what is on, but what is on later that night. Which I guess could be helpful if you don't have a guide on your dish.
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Actually- the first two pics you have up are on the sci-fi channel, I really don't understand the reasoning behind telling you what you are watching- seems like they think their audience is dumb-(i don't watch either of these shows) the other pics are not telling you what is on, but what is on later that night. Which I guess could be helpful if you don't have a guide on your dish.
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Do they really believe that in to 3-4 minutes they were trying to sell you stuff that you forgot what show it was you were watching?

I know both of those examples are from Sci-Fi but it's the same with Criminal Minds and Jericho and other shows on other networks.

Then, as if that wasn't bad enough, they feel the need to tell you about all the other shows that are coming up....
I hate to say it, but that proved the stereotype of a short attention span right there Layni.

It just happened they were the only examples that I had on the hard drive at the time of the post, but I could screen grab any number of examples from any number of networks.

I watched Criminal Minds last night, (last week's episode I was a bit behind), and it told me after every ad break that I was watching Criminal Minds and then went on to tell me about all of the incarnations of CSI that were gonna be shown and Numbers and whatever other crap i wasn't interested in.

We don't need ads for other shows invading the one's we're already watching as they run any amount of promo's for them anyways and as I also said, there is on screen displays (EPG's), Listings magazines, TV listings in newspapers, text options that have TV listings and then they'll tell you over the end credits all about the upcoming shows that they already invaded the screens with.
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I think you watch too much TV. Its all crap, no matter what they put on the screen.
Don't ask me why I just thought of this, but I just thought of this....

In the UK we have to pay a yearly TV Licence of around £140 per year ($277 US/$279 Canadian), and we have no choice or no say in it...if you don't pay it, you can get a fine of up to £1000 ($1979 US/$1994 Canadian), so if I have to pay for it then I'm gonna get my moneys worth...

(I'm a tight bastard and hate paying for something I'm not getting full value from, so even though a lot of it is shit, if I'm paying...I'm watching).
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