My Passive-Aggressive Response to My Email Inbox

[Bloo]

"Don't add misc_email@anysite.com to your list because they're a hacker..."

"So-and-so has been missing for two weeks..."

"Darling blonde child is dying..."

Sound familiar? Sure fricken do, EH?!? These messages in whatever form; email, MSN, and now FunWall/Facebook; have been circulating in many variated forms even as long ago as 2000. They're hoaxes, and somewhere somebody is laughing their sorry asses off at you nitwits who INSIST on clicking "Forward."

Let's do ourselves and EVERYBODY on your friends lists, email contacts lists...whatever...a FAVOUR and do a little research mmmmkay?

This is a link to one of a few VERY good sites that have already done the research for you. Makes it very simple. If you receive one of these idiotic "forward me before everybody's computers MELT" kind of emails, YOU are going to do your duty, go to this site, and determine it's validity. WHY?!?! So we can once again use our email for what it was intended for. Porn.

Urban Legends Reference Pages

Thanks all...and have a nice day.

PS: It's been one of those weeks, and this is NOT directed to this site, Morty, OR it's readers...unless you bastards are the type that DO forward this crap!!

[Maximal]

Oh and Microsoft and Intel will not pay you to send emails to everybody you know, even if a friend who is a lawyer says so.

[TATTOOED_1_ONE]

I hate assholes who forward me all of that crap.

[Maximal]

Originally Posted by TATTOOED_1_ONE

I hate assholes who forward me all of that crap.

don't you hate everyone?

[WillRiker]

Originally Posted by Maximal

don't you hate everyone?

That would be Kelly you're thinking about....