Just another week

[qwazywabbet]

Just another boring ramble. I like it when my life is boring. It helps keep my blood pressure down. Actually it's been a pretty good week. My daughter turned 26 back on the 1st. Took her and her boyfriend out to dinner and had a really nice visit. Still can't believe she's 26,,they grow up soo fast !
Earlier that day, I dragged my old 82 GoldWing out of the shop, blowed the dust off it and took it to the carwash. Haven't rode it since the vacation back in June. It's a really nice bike for it's age.

But for some reason, it's seemed everytime I've gotten on the thing, I've had a close call, not so much other drivers while talking on their cell phones, and not watching for ,or respecting motorcycles (those things are easy to watch for) But from the damn deer.
Three really close calls. I started feeling like it was an omen or something.
Anyway,, I washed her off rode it around some and think to myself ,,"self,, this is alot of fun",,,annnd "self,, I think I'll start riding the bike to work again".
I took it to see an old friend, that lives upon the mountain. Yeah,, damn deer everywhere !! I get there and he goes nuts over the bike. So I traded him the bike for a sweet 1990 cadillac and a small trailer to pull behind my lawn tractor. Oh mann,,, I be pimpin now that I got a trailer for the lawn tractor !!


And I won't be taking the caddy to work (too nice for the dirt plant) and the dust there is too hard on the paint and windshields.
So, I still drive the little ford ranger. On my way to work on the second nite,
about 2 miles from the house. About 300 ft. in front of me,,(I'm farsighted, I can see along ways off,,but I can't read the odometer or ac controls without glasses) a squirrel hops into my lane. He stands up and sees me and waves his arms then runs to the otherside of my lane and waves somemore then totally freaks out and starts running around in circles in the middle of the road. And I just drive right over his fuzzzy ass doing about 50 mph.
I didn't hear a thud or anything, so I glance up at the rear view mirror and he isn't laying in the road. So I'm thinking "lucky little bastard" and "Man, glad I wasn't on the bike".
As I'm focusing back on the road,,get this,, a deer head comes thru the door window. Yes, I'm going 50 mph down the road and a deer sticks it's head inside my door window , and does her best to come in the truck with me.Thank goodness it was a doe and I had the window all the way down. It all happened so fast. Me pushing and the momentum of the truck spun the deer around and back out of the truck just as quick as she stuck her head in. Slammed her up against the bed of the truck. I watched in the side view mirror as she got back up and went back where she came from. The sound of her impact made me think,,,"FFFFuck,,,messed my truck up"
I would of freaked out, but I didn't have enough time to. It was all over about as quick as you can snap your fingers. Like one nano second you're fighting off a deer,,the next nano second you're thinkin "oh, it's just a fuckin deer. I didn't even have time to take my foot off the gas.Just kept on driving, got to work, got out expecting to see a wrinkled up door, but it wasn't.
YAY !!
I'm happy I own an old truck,,, I'm even happier I wasn't on that motorcycle !! It's one of those things where a 1000th of a second ,made all the difference in the world. If i'd been a wee bit faster,,,I could of been knocked out by a deer,,,,, a wee bit slower and she might of went across the hood,,,or came in thru the windshield. All I know is..."I feel damn lucky !!"
When me and lisa went out to take the pics, lisa did notice a dent on the back post of the door and a couple of new scuffs on the side of the bed.
Hey 20 years of driving that road and this is the worse I've done,,so far. I've seen bambi total out alot of cars. I been very lucky.
And now for the fucked up part of the week. Grrrrr !!
It seems all I have to do is "think" about watching a video on youtube or play a game here at Morty's and they hit me with that fuckin "FAP" (fair access policy). FAIR !! ?? I do not see a damned thing fair about it. (FAP should stand for fuckin access policy)
For the last couple of weeks, I've continusly been fapped on for some reason. GRRRR !! makes me want to scream !! Soo,, I'm setting here checking out the HNS (hughesnet service) pages and see that I can upgrade and it'll take me twice as long to be fapped on and I can download twice as fast to get fapped on !! Ohh Boyy !! If I want to spend $200 for a new modem and pay another $20 a month = $80 a month.(with no commitment) OO OO !! and I even qualify for a do it yourself installation.
Wellll,, imagine that,,,,don't I feel special. Bastards
Or I can get the modem for $50 with a 15 month commitment + 80 a month
GRRRRRRRRR !!! RRRR !! Mann, if it ain't the fuckin gas companies it's the damned isp's(internet service providers). I guess I shouldn't gripe. The service has been good,, both times I've called in 2½ years. Once all they had me do was unplug it and plug it back in,,,kinda felt like a nimrod that day. And the other time was because my 1 year contract ended and I had to redo it. And they do have email,chat and phone support. Sooo,, guess I'll breakdown and fork out the money so I can enjoy this POS machine that I've become addicted to. And not worry about fappin out so much. But ya'll know what's gonna happen the first time I get fapped..... I'm going to go fucking beeezerk !! Oh I love it,,, life's great !

[Maximal]

are you by any chance running a wireless network?

***to translate ---do you have a cable that has an end that looks like a phone connection only bigger attached to your computer?

***to translate for people who still don't understand ---dooo u have a cble tht as a thingy that loooooks like a ringy dingy little plstic cnnecter plggd in 2 yor compy?

[Purple Dragon]

Originally Posted by Maximal

are you by any chance running a wireless network?

***to translate ---do you have a cable that has an end that looks like a phone connection only bigger attached to your computer?

***to translate for people who still don't understand ---dooo u have a cble tht as a thingy that loooooks like a ringy dingy little plstic cnnecter plggd in 2 yor compy?

your so good translateing that for us less intellegent mortals..

good ramble qwazzy.........

[qwazywabbet]

Originally Posted by Maximal

are you by any chance running a wireless network?

***to translate for people who still don't understand ---dooo u have a cble tht as a thingy that loooooks like a ringy dingy little plstic cnnecter plggd in 2 yor compy?

, yeah I gotta plug that looks like a phone jack on steroids.
Sometimes, but not often,, I run a wireless "in home" network.(I got a router with wabbet ears too) Had it all setup and working great, until they started the FAP back in april.
Lisa has a computer in her office, but it's connected to the internet by dialup 99% of the time. Since we figured out her listening to internet radio(streaming audio) was eating up the download threshold. We only switch it over to swap pics every now and then. Or do a fast download for her. Hopefully with the upgrade she'll be able to get back on the high speed again permanently. And I did the upgrade thing last nite,,,Grrrrrr,
They said something about expect 2 weeks for shipping !
Damn.. I order stuff off the internet and almost always get it in 3 days or less...the bastards

[mommysalomi]

OMG Okay I know it probally scared the shit out of you and your life may have flashed before your eyes BUT, I was laughing so fucking hard about the deer I almost peed !!! You gave such a good visual I could imagine what it was like to be there.. And even if I was there I'd still LMFAO !!! I have that thing you know when you get really nervous or really scared you start crackin up. That's me. And if someone else hurts themselfs forget about it they are one thier own.. Ask Sinny she has seen this first hand. Anyhoo Good story as I said had me