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Old 06-17-2007, 05:04 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ramble Eye Twitching Freak!!

I AM OFFICIALLY AN EYE TWITCHING FREAK!!!!!

Or at least that is what I thought yesterday when I woke up. It started as a pretty
nice day considering that I was able to sleep in and sleep and I don't always
get along. After I had showered I started to put on some make-up and there it was.........twitch..............twitchity...twitch ............twitch........twitchity..twitchity...t witch...........
I was not happy. I couldn't feel it, and it wasn't affecting my vision, so I thought
maybe it was just an over reactive muscle or something. So I went about my
running and took care of all my errands. I get back home, but NOOOOOOOOOO it's still there.
I looked at my husband and asked him "Are you happy?"
He replied "Why?"
"Because you and your demon spawn have done this to me!!" And I left the room.

Lucky for him it was gone this morning, I was planning on waking him up with a nice pitcher of ice water, and yes I know it's Father's Day!!
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Old 06-17-2007, 05:51 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Eye Twitching Freak!!

Oh I hate it when you get that twitch in your eye ... I get it when I'm really pissed .... Or really excited .... To funny what you said to the hubby ...
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Old 06-17-2007, 06:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Eye Twitching Freak!!

I probably would have laughed at you and then walked away if I were in your husbands position!
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Old 06-17-2007, 07:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: Eye Twitching Freak!!

Yeah well, if you can't have a sense of humor about it you definately don't want to be living here, seeing as we always joke like this with each other.
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Old 06-23-2007, 04:41 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Eye Twitching Freak!!

Ya better git used to the eye twitching,,,it happens more and more and more,,the older ya get. It means your horney,,"Go gitcha some !!"
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Old 06-26-2007, 04:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: Eye Twitching Freak!!

they are very annoying and just happen at stupid times....
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Old 06-27-2007, 04:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: Eye Twitching Freak!!

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Ya better git used to the eye twitching,,,it happens more and more and more,,the older ya get. It means your horney,,"Go gitcha some !!"
I will take your advice!! Always good to know someone is using their head around here!!
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