Crucifixion (The true story)

Bones · 06-15-2007, 02:49 PM

I attribute the death of Jesus to being nailed to a cross and hung up to die. But in reality a homosexual hugged him to death. He was then resurrected in Canada. Where he became a French speaking socialist. And opened a school for handicapped puppies. He lived there for many years till he drank a Canadian beer and promptly died. But that wasn't dramatic enough to be printed in the bible. Hence the myth of crucifixion.

**WillRiker** · 06-15-2007, 03:53 PM

I think my story Jesus and The Disciples was far more plausible.

**Purple Dragon** · 06-15-2007, 04:03 PM

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Originally Posted by WillRiker

I think my story Jesus and The Disciples was far more plausible.

I agree will.

**Maximal** · 06-15-2007, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Bones

I attribute the death of Jesus to being nailed to a cross and hung up to die. But in reality a homosexual hugged him to death. He was then resurrected in Canada. Where he became a French speaking socialist. And opened a school for handicapped puppies. He lived there for many years till he drank a Canadian beer and promptly died. But that wasn't dramatic enough to be printed in the bible. Hence the myth of crucifixion.

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on......

Even the shittiest Canadian Beer is better than any of that american Piss water!

**WillRiker** · 06-15-2007, 06:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Maximal

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on......

Even the shittiest Canadian Beer is better than any of that american Piss water!

Bones is like a fucking disease...every time you think you've got rid of it...back it comes again.

**Maximal** · 06-15-2007, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by WillRiker

Bones is like a fucking disease...every time you think you've got rid of it...back it comes again.

I'll still take a dozen Bones in place of even a slight whiff of Annie

**WillRiker** · 06-15-2007, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Maximal

I'll still take a dozen Bones in place of even a slight whiff of Annie

Yeah but that's like choosing between AIDS or Cancer.

**Morty** · 06-15-2007, 10:13 PM

Except for the AIDS comes from taking a stiff dick in your butt. I'll take the cancer thank you very much.

**Danimal** · 06-15-2007, 10:44 PM

Sorry Max I like Bud.... Fuck Bones

Bones · 06-16-2007, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Maximal

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on......

Even the shittiest Canadian Beer is better than any of that american Piss water!

I don't drink American beer. I drink Heineken.

And quit fucking my horse!!! You are going to traumitize the poor beast.

06-15-2007, 02:49 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Crucifixion (The true story) I attribute the death of Jesus to being nailed to a cross and hung up to die. But in reality a homosexual hugged him to death. He was then resurrected in Canada. Where he became a French speaking socialist. And opened a school for handicapped puppies. He lived there for many years till he drank a Canadian beer and promptly died. But that wasn't dramatic enough to be printed in the bible. Hence the myth of crucifixion. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-15-2007, 03:53 PM	#2 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,061	Re: Crucifixion (The true story) I think my story Jesus and The Disciples was far more plausible. __________________ MTW's CafePress Store - Get Your MTW Gear Today!!! MTW's Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty!!

06-15-2007, 10:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,555	Re: Crucifixion (The true story) Except for the AIDS comes from taking a stiff dick in your butt. I'll take the cancer thank you very much. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

06-15-2007, 10:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Danimal MTW Baseball Geek Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 736	Re: Crucifixion (The true story) Sorry Max I like Bud.... Fuck Bones __________________ If I didn't have a problem with alcohol, I'd drink all the time. Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love.

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