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| KING OF MEAN |
Ok, so this will be short and to the point..........well maybe not but I will try. The wife and I took our kids to Disneyland for Lexi's 3rd Birthday along with a friend of my wife and her 2 kids. Well of course we had to take them to "It's a small world" and since my youngest daughter is too little to go on the rides I stayed behind to watch her and the strollers while my wife and her friend took the other kids on the ride. At this time I would like to add that there is nothing funnier than calling it "The happiest place on Earth" while you watch parents spank their kids and yell at them because they are out of control. They need to take advice from me and and bring some booze with them to keep them calm. So anyways..........there I was watching Faith and just "people watching" when I happened to see something falling from the sky into the long line of waiting people. Yep.............SEAGULLS...........12 o-clock high taking their daily dump from 2000 feet. People were getting bombed like crazy and I was laughing so hard I couldn't even get my camera out fast enough to photo them scraping shit off of themselves. My daughter was laughing at me laugh and we were having the time of our life..........it was a good bonding moment for us. I will be sure to instill my sense of humour in her as soon as I can. Nothing like laughing at others mis-fortune like that. Let me also say that after People watching yesterday it's true..........America is OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!! I thought I was fat till I watched those people..........HOLY SHIT!!!
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| cannot get away | Re: Disneyland fun Disneyland sucks moldy cock.....I went for the first time ever {and I was born and raise in Cali} last year and it sucked sssooo bad to many people half of them with B.O. llllloooooonnnnnggggg lines and it was just horrible !!!!! I think we got on four rides in the 8 hours I was there... Jason just said if he saw that he would be laughing so hard and just have to run by them pointing and laughing yelling poopy !!!! He's still laughing
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| A dogs nightmare | Re: Disneyland fun
when I lived in Florida we went to Disney World about twice a year and I loved it, Universal studios was better than any of them. One year, I was 16 and had just had planters warts removed from feet, my mom apparently thought this would be a good time to plan a 2 day trip to disney. The first day I sucked it up and walked around the whole 10 hours we were there. The second day I needed a wheel chair. My feet had swelled horribly, but anyhoo, the point is the wheel chair route is the way to go. We rode 5 times as many rides the second day as we did the first!! It amazes me how much quicker it was if you were in a wheel chair. I don't necessarily agree with this, but it was great for me that day!! And, I will never understand people getting all bent outta shape at their kids some place fun like that. Let's suck all the fun outta the day by spanking and yelling at them all day!! Whoohoo can we do it again mom!!
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| MTW's British Blonde | Re: Disneyland fun Quote:
cuz its true. When parents take their children somewhere, spoil them rotten, the kids play up big time.Ive been to the disney land in Paris, i loved it, the place felt so 'magical' to me, well i was 9!
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| Your Twisted Leader | Re: Disneyland fun
Any amusement park you have to go mid-week, during the school year, nowhere near spring break or any holidays. Otherwise its hell.
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| Elder Monkey Join Date: Feb 2005
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| Re: Disneyland fun
Been to Disney Land twice, once at age 13, and at age 16... it wasn't as good as Knott's Berry Farm, as it rained there when we went and it was the best day on the trip. Soaking wet white t-shirts & we got our money back... so it was a Wet T shirt exposition for free. MD
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