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03-22-2007, 03:00 AM
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| When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze  Join Date: Dec 2004
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|  I'm back The last six days have really been weird to say the least. My Grandmother had a heart attack and we really thought she was going to die. The doctors decided she needed a pace maker. The first one didn't work. So they had to do the whole procedure over again.  The Pit Bull, Rooster and Skunk seem to have formed some kind of alliance. They don't seem to like the cat. They are giving me a thought of Orwell's Animal Farm. It's kinda scary to walk outside and have a skunk charge you, then sit there asking for food. I feed him cause I think it's the best policy.  He's a beautiful animal, so I don't really mind. But between the four of these animals my pocket book is getting thin. They eat more than I do. I must go through a $100 a week just feeding animals. And spring is coming soon. So I need birdseed for the Cardinals and Blue Jays that always show up. And if my Fence Lizards come back this year I like to toss them some meal worms. Animals that behave are always welcome in my yard. I even feed spiders.Weirdest thing is Will didn't piss anyone off this week. WTF?
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03-22-2007, 04:58 AM
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| A dogs nightmare  Join Date: Sep 2006
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  | Re: I'm back I am really sorry to hear about your grandma, but happy to hear she's okay now. And, if the skunk ends up spraying you or the dog wash it or you in tomato juice, it'll get rid of the stink!!
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03-22-2007, 06:09 AM
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| cannot get away  Join Date: May 2005
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| Re: I'm back Glad your grandma is okay....WTF are you feeding spiders for ??? FUCK that kill'em I got bite by a black widow 2 weeks ago and that shit still hurts !!! And then what about the Brown recluse ??? EEWWW that thing could fuck your life up.....So feed everything but the spiders dumbass !!!!!!! 
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03-22-2007, 06:38 AM
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| Elder Monkey  Join Date: Feb 2005
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| Re: I'm back Tomatoe juice is acidic, you need an oxidizer to get rid of skunk stink...
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03-22-2007, 06:47 AM
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| A dogs nightmare Join Date: Sep 2006
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| Re: I'm back honestly it works, I had to do this to my dogs awhile back.
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03-22-2007, 06:50 AM
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| Lusting Over Leelee  Join Date: Aug 2003
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03-22-2007, 04:03 PM
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| When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004
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| Re: I'm back Quote:
BTW. I'm not dumbass enough to play with things that can kill me. Except the pit bull. But he's special. And by special I mean he's retarded. At least that is my theory. He is the only dog I know that adopts other animals.
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03-22-2007, 04:38 PM
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| Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003
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I was gonna suggest that you go play with a loaded gun pointed at yourself while sitting in the middle of a busy road. | |
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