oh Captain, what have you done!

Lady Dee · 11-20-2006, 01:55 PM

Well bein that I'm not working right now! I spend most of my day right here...yeah know! how exciting of a life!

well I hadn't laughed so hard in my life, you see the story all starts when Captian Barr comes home from work! He's tired, exausted, ranting about god knows what from work! somethin about a fellow co-worker! I just sit, and listen; keep on what I am doing!

So he keeps ranting, and takes a deep breath and then walks over to the fridge, drinking out of the jug no less of grape juice we have, puts it back and then walks around into our living room! and starts to dance, now I'm not sure why! come to think of it, I never know why he is doin or sayin the things he says, I just laugh!

So just as I turn around and give him my raised eyebrow and right before I open my mouth to ask him "what the hell is wrong with you?" He starts singing what he calls his juice song! Reminds me of a little kid, and starts swinging around his arms, suddenly I see the candle jar that has been burning for about 3 hours, so it's basically liquid go flying onto the floor! Wax everywhere!

He looks at me and does his cartoonish walk, where he smiles with a goofy smile and starts to walk backwards! stops, looks at me and says!
"man now I feel like a dink! just the way to end a shitty day already, adds to the effect" I'm sittin the chair laughing my ass off

Looks at me and was like wow! I can't believe I just did that. "It's wax, let it dry and it will scrape right off, might take a few hours, but it will come off and the rug I am not too worried about!" is my reply. so I give him a hug and kiss his forhead, and he is like I love you! what a goof ball! and as he lays down on the couch, he looks at me and says, "wow! looks like someone jizzed all over our wall!" And I couldn't stop laughing, my gut definitely hurt!

So now, my eventful day will be trying to get the wax off the wall

He's such a chump!

**Irondog** · 11-20-2006, 08:17 PM

What a dipshit!!!!

Lady Dee · 11-20-2006, 08:19 PM

what can I say, I like 'em like that!

**smilin heinz** · 11-21-2006, 06:22 AM

**Maximal** · 11-21-2006, 10:39 AM

The captain has a juice song and dance

Lady Dee · 11-21-2006, 10:47 AM

yeah, he likes to make everything into a song! It's actually quite humorous!

**Maximal** · 11-21-2006, 10:51 AM

are there any words to the eating Dee song or is it all just humming?

Lady Dee · 11-21-2006, 11:02 AM

**Nora Diniro** · 11-21-2006, 11:31 AM

...dee thats too cute!! you got your self a goofball there

those are the bets right?? hehe

Lady Dee · 11-21-2006, 05:50 PM

what bets?! and Yes I definitely gots me a goofball, sometimes more then I can handle!

11-20-2006, 01:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	oh Captain, what have you done! Well bein that I'm not working right now! I spend most of my day right here...yeah know! how exciting of a life! well I hadn't laughed so hard in my life, you see the story all starts when Captian Barr comes home from work! He's tired, exausted, ranting about god knows what from work! somethin about a fellow co-worker! I just sit, and listen; keep on what I am doing! So he keeps ranting, and takes a deep breath and then walks over to the fridge, drinking out of the jug no less of grape juice we have, puts it back and then walks around into our living room! and starts to dance, now I'm not sure why! come to think of it, I never know why he is doin or sayin the things he says, I just laugh! So just as I turn around and give him my raised eyebrow and right before I open my mouth to ask him "what the hell is wrong with you?" He starts singing what he calls his juice song! Reminds me of a little kid, and starts swinging around his arms, suddenly I see the candle jar that has been burning for about 3 hours, so it's basically liquid go flying onto the floor! Wax everywhere! He looks at me and does his cartoonish walk, where he smiles with a goofy smile and starts to walk backwards! stops, looks at me and says! "man now I feel like a dink! just the way to end a shitty day already, adds to the effect" I'm sittin the chair laughing my ass off Looks at me and was like wow! I can't believe I just did that. "It's wax, let it dry and it will scrape right off, might take a few hours, but it will come off and the rug I am not too worried about!" is my reply. so I give him a hug and kiss his forhead, and he is like I love you! what a goof ball! and as he lays down on the couch, he looks at me and says, "wow! looks like someone jizzed all over our wall!" And I couldn't stop laughing, my gut definitely hurt! So now, my eventful day will be trying to get the wax off the wall He's such a chump! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

11-20-2006, 08:17 PM	#2 (permalink)
Irondog KING OF MEAN Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,171	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! What a dipshit!!!! __________________ "What we have is a failure to communicate"

11-20-2006, 08:19 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! what can I say, I like 'em like that! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

11-21-2006, 06:22 AM	#4 (permalink)
smilin heinz A dogs nightmare Premium Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Posts: 1,958	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! __________________ Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me the hell alone.

11-21-2006, 10:39 AM	#5 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! The captain has a juice song and dance __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

11-21-2006, 10:47 AM	#6 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! yeah, he likes to make everything into a song! It's actually quite humorous! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

11-21-2006, 10:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! are there any words to the eating Dee song or is it all just humming? __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

11-21-2006, 11:02 AM	#8 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

11-21-2006, 11:31 AM	#9 (permalink)
Nora Diniro Teh Old MILF Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,372	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! ...dee thats too cute!! you got your self a goofball there those are the bets right?? hehe __________________ All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring. - Chuck Palahniuk - If I wanted to listen to an asshole, I'd fart..

11-21-2006, 05:50 PM	#10 (permalink)
Lady Dee MTW's Canadian Playmate Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,046	Re: oh Captain, what have you done! what bets?! and Yes I definitely gots me a goofball, sometimes more then I can handle! __________________ "You are Action Packed with Issues..."

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