Another set of Random thoughts...

[BunnyMan]

Copied from my myspace blog

A new batch of random thoughts cause it's been too long since my last batch.

Why are all old people who go to restaurants stupid? If this isn't true, than I manage to get all the dumb ones. This is of course statistically unlikely, so I return to my previously stated theory that all old people are just plain dumb. I don't get it. You'd think being 70 years old you've seen a few things; at a bare minimum you've experienced a restaurant menu at some point. And no Ma'am, I don't know what salad "that salad" is off the top of my head, and no, I do not know the chemical make-up of our BBQ sauce, it's BBQ, if you don't like BBQ, don't order it.

I had a fart that smelt like an orange the other day. That can't be right.

Also, people, if you have to ask how much an alcoholic drink cost, you can't afford to be drinking. We don't print prices, this isn't to trick you into buying a $30 margarita. On that note, we don't know the price of every single possible alcoholic drink we can make. That's why we have computers we enter our orders on. So no, I don't know off hand how much a shot of Hennesey mixed with donkey piss and with a twist of mago cost.

When did it become so acceptible for college students to be as dumb as the chair they are sitting in? You're a poly sci major and you don't know who the secretary of defense is? I'd smite you if I were all powerfull.

someday...

I wish I had a sidekick. Like a cartoon sidekick, ya know, a little winged dude with a taser and a hip flask full of soco.

Mmmmmm.... Soco....

Why do some people insist on ruining steaks? "Can you cook that steak till it's burnt, I want it really well done." Lady, you don't want a steak, you want a peice of charred flesh. Would you like for us to just scrape the black crud off of the grill and serve it to you on a plate instead? And how can someone use a half bottle of A1 sauce on one steak? Why even get the steak? You can't taste it, all you're really tasting is sauce. Are you just attempting to cover up your sauce addiction with a missleading steak?

Don't even get me started on too skinny girls who can't finish small salads. Look, you're not attractive, so you may as well go all out, be fat and enjoy life. At least then you'll only be ugly on the outside.

I really need to go to sleep, and I don't intend to wake up till my body just does. no alarms, no phone, hell if a fire starts i'm just going to curl up and enjoy the warmth.

Is it wrong that a girl knowing the origins of Smurfette was kinda cute?

I really need to get back to working on my movie. Damn work, getting in my way all the time of my lazyness about working on my movie script. I still need to figure out who's going to be the lead female.

I wish I had a fortress of solitude, but I'd make mine out of cheese, slim jims, and pogo sticks. Fuck ice.

wouldn't it be cool if we faught wars by training monkeys and then sending them all to battle on some remote field?

My brain just shut off...

-Bunny Man

Tubercolsis? Tubercol-these!

[Maximal]

Originally Posted by BunnyMan

Don't even get me started on too skinny girls who can't finish small salads. Look, you're not attractive, so you may as well go all out, be fat and enjoy life. At least then you'll only be ugly on the outside.

I think I just pissed myself

Originally Posted by BunnyMan

Why do some people insist on ruining steaks? "Can you cook that steak till it's burnt, I want it really well done." Lady, you don't want a steak, you want a peice of charred flesh. Would you like for us to just scrape the black crud off of the grill and serve it to you on a plate instead? And how can someone use a half bottle of A1 sauce on one steak? Why even get the steak? You can't taste it, all you're really tasting is sauce. Are you just attempting to cover up your sauce addiction with a missleading steak?

give them a hockey puck It has more flavour!

skinny chicks