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09-12-2006, 04:23 PM
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| KING OF MEAN  Join Date: Sep 2004
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  |  Only me!!
So.........it's been awhile since I actually had time to sit down and write a ramble but tonight I am taking the time to do it. Let's see.....well first of all, my new daughter Faith is doing really well. She sleeps, eats and poops. Not in that order, but whenever she wants to. Must be nice! At least she sleeps though the night. Lexi, her older sister, can't wait till Faith can play with her because Daddy doesn't have the where with all to know how to color the right way or how to dress dolls in the correct clothes. Unlike Maximal............I never did play with dolls.   My son has a really serious girlfriend finally......they seem to think that they will be getting married right after high school..............THANK GOD!!! That means he won't be living in my house any more!!  He is doing better in school now because he knows if his grades slip he can't be with his woman on the weekend. Nice tool to use against him... On to work now...........Starting this week I have decided to work the swing shift at my job because we are at the end and the only way we can complete the punch list is to work at night when there are no kids around......at least in school. They still seem to hang around here till late at night but I guess that's what you do when you don't have any other place to go............like home........or out with friends without getting shot. So anyways, I was able to go home last night around 8pm and as I got close to home I recieved a call from my wife to stop at the Emergency Room to check on our son. Seems he has had a little swelling in his left nut over the last 3 days and it was really starting to hurt. I thought he had a case of Blue Balls but it turned out to be an infection in his testicle..... Sorry, but I found it funny and couldn't wait to make fun of him. He "ALWAYS" has something wrong with him.Anyways, I get to the ER and I go in and talk to the Dr and find out how he got it and what to do and low and behold...........his GF is there also. When we were finished with the Dr and walking to the truck to go home I told him "I thought I told you to wear a rubber if you was going to have sex!" His jaw just about hit the ground, not to mention the priceless look on his GF's face when I said it........... They told me that they weren't having sex more than once over the next 5 minutes.......Yea right!!!!Anyways, heading home now, we were approaching a stop light when out of no where this little white car comes whipping in front of me and slams on the brakes to stop at the light. Well I had to stop quickly also and after a long day at work and close to 5 hours in traffic with people that can't drive worth a shit..........I was at the end of my rope. When the light turned green I sped up to get beside dickhead and of course the next light was red so we had to stop. I pulled up next to dickhead and rolled down my window and started to yell at the little shit. The light turned green and since I felt better now I decided to just head home. Well dickhead had other ideas and decided to follow me for about a mile till I got to the next light where he then pulled in behind me and turned his high beams on. Now I was getting pissed so I put the truck in park and as I thought about what I was going to do, I see dickhead get out of his little car and start to walk towards my truck. Rule of thumb here folks...........if your going to get out of your car and approach me after you have done something really stupid to piss me off..... think again about what may happen when I feel threatened with kids in my truck with me. I opened the door and turned towards him just as he got to my door and instead of saying anything he decides that the best thing he can do is take a swing at me....BIG MISTAKE!!! I don't claim to be the baddest guy on the planet, I mean I have taken my lumps through the years, but you had better be ready for one hell of a battle when you take that kind of action. It also helps when you take a swing at me to at least try to hit me.....well he missed and I kicked the living hell out of him. My son had to get out of the truck and stop me from killing him.........I'm actually glad he did stop me.... Well, he got what he deserved and I wonder how long he layed there and bled in the middle of the street? I guess I maybe should have taken a different approach, but sometimes people need to be taught a lesson. So today is a new day and maybe dickhead will think twice about how he drives from now on.
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09-12-2006, 04:31 PM
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| Elder Monkey  Join Date: Mar 2005
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  | Re: Only me!!
ohh hell yeah you gettem dog!! he picked on the wrong guy to start shit with! i hate stoopid people glad to hear the babies are doing well....
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09-12-2006, 05:15 PM
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| KING OF MEAN Join Date: Sep 2004
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09-12-2006, 05:59 PM
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| Lusting Over Leelee  Join Date: Aug 2003
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| Re: Only me!! Quote:
And damn, I thought maybe we had seen the back of the dog, it had been so long since he posted. I guess wishes don't come true after all.
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