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Old 07-22-2006, 12:03 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Ramble Blood and puss fun

Ok Dog ya wanted a ramble here's something I thought was funny that happened today after you and I talked on yahell.

Ok, most of you know I am suffering from a severe infection called MRSA, some of you may not know that it causes huge boil like patches or cysts in your skin.

They start out looking like a pimple and then get infected quickly and swell to huge proportions and then they start oozeing blood and puss.

I have one of those on the back of my right knee and it is oozing a good amount, so I always have antibiotic ointment, wet wipes and crap like that near me.

This afternoon, my dog wanted to go out side and I needed to get the mail anyway, so I said what the hell, I was wearing shorts and slippers and thats it.

I get the mail out of the box and start throwing a ball for the mutt to chase and am going at it for about 30 minutes when I hear sirens, a few moments later I see a ambulance speeding down my street followed by a animal controll unit and 2 cop cars!

So I am thinking cool, Im gonna get to see something interesting here!

Until they all stop in front of my house and my dog comes running towards me.

One of the cops yelled for me to be calm that the animal controll officer is going to shoot the dog with a traquilizer gun, I yelled back if they shot my dog, I would go in the house and start shooting back at them.

The animal controll guy is trying to take aim at my dog and I am now down on my knee trying to shield my dog while the cop is trying to tell me to get away from the dog so they can trank it....and I am asking why?

It seems that while I was throwing the ball around for my dog, my leg was oozing quite a bit and the back of my right calf was covered in blood and puss and someone that had been driving by had called 911 and told them I was being attacked by a dog!

They finally understood what was going on and the Paramedics told me I should clean it up pretty quick and got on their way.

The animal controll officer checked my dogs rabies tag and license and tried to apolagise for wanting to shoot him, but I told him to get out of my sight.

The cops got a laugh out of it and then let me know it is not a good idea to tell them that I would go inside and shoot back, overall...it was interesting.
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Old 07-22-2006, 06:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Blood and puss fun

Thats one of them stories that would totally piss me off while it was happening, But then I could LMFAO after....
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Old 07-22-2006, 08:50 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Blood and puss fun

ohhh man thats crazy!! i would have been like whoaaa wtf is going on here poor dog was probly freaked out too
glad everything is ok now....

how did you get the mrsa infection?
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Re: Blood and puss fun

My dog takes stuff in stride unless you try to mess with his food and then he gets viscous.

Got the MRSA during a emergency room procedure when I was grazed by a bullet when a idiot tried to rob my Tattoo shop.

They think one of the instruments or the tray had not been fully cleaned.
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ohhh can we scream lawsuit!! thats insane...... i didnt know you had a tattoo shop! i love tattoos!! im addicted i have 5 right now hehe. id love to see your work.. maybe you got a web site or something... if you want hit me up on yahoo.. littlemamma626
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Ouch that sounds painfull , and scarey that the fact they almost shot your dog! Hope the infection gets much better and goes away soon sounds suck ass to have!
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