An Ode To Bones

**WillRiker** · 07-29-2005, 09:17 AM

His name is Matthew, you know him as Bones
He's the one that bitches and moans
He posts all his thoughts in Internet blogs
And in his spare time he kills a few dogs.

Now that's not to say he does as he pleases
He just gets a kick from looking like Jesus
And when not on the net where will he be?
In his private place under his favourite tree.

He's not a bad guy when he's stopped being drippy
And all touchy-feely like a God damned hippy
We know he's upset with his break-up from Dawn
But that's why we have Internet porn.

Now your cat is dead, your relationship too
And we tried to be sympathetic to you
But when that didn't work we turned it to fun
Which made you spit your dummy* and run.

Less than 12 later you're back making posts
Saying the old you is back among other boasts
But remember this phrase as you may still mourn
ANYTHING THAT YOU POST IS OPEN TO SCORN!!!!!!

*(For those not in the know a dummy is a pacifier, but that didn't seem to fit as well).

lilmamma · 07-29-2005, 09:44 AM

!!!! will you r very talented.......

NurseNancy · 07-29-2005, 09:57 AM

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**Layni** · 07-29-2005, 10:20 AM

good poem~ nice pic.

**Morty** · 07-29-2005, 12:08 PM

That is just fucking awesome. i think I have no choice but to hand the site over to you and rename it Will's Wacky World.

That was priceless.

**WillRiker** · 07-29-2005, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morty

That is just fucking awesome. i think I have no choice but to hand the site over to you and rename it Will's Wacky World.

That was priceless.

I was inspired by your site logo last night.

I was toying with the rhyme as I lay awake at 6am, but it just sorta fell into place once I was loaded up on caffiene. The pic just set it off.

Glad y'all liked it anyway.

SSgt Shak · 07-29-2005, 01:12 PM

Will truly a work of art!

Fricken great.

**The Chump** · 07-29-2005, 01:12 PM

WILL'S WACKY WORLD!!!

Bones · 07-29-2005, 02:43 PM

I really liked that. Kind of put things in perspective. Thank you Will.

**mommysalomi** · 07-29-2005, 05:59 PM

will you nailed it on the head ,but in a humerous way...Bones is a good person and we all have our days maybe this can help lighten things up for him!!!!

07-29-2005, 09:17 AM	#1 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,867	An Ode To Bones His name is Matthew, you know him as Bones He's the one that bitches and moans He posts all his thoughts in Internet blogs And in his spare time he kills a few dogs. Now that's not to say he does as he pleases He just gets a kick from looking like Jesus And when not on the net where will he be? In his private place under his favourite tree. He's not a bad guy when he's stopped being drippy And all touchy-feely like a God damned hippy We know he's upset with his break-up from Dawn But that's why we have Internet porn. Now your cat is dead, your relationship too And we tried to be sympathetic to you But when that didn't work we turned it to fun Which made you spit your dummy* and run. Less than 12 later you're back making posts Saying the old you is back among other boasts But remember this phrase as you may still mourn ANYTHING THAT YOU POST IS OPEN TO SCORN!!!!!! *(For those not in the know a dummy is a pacifier, but that didn't seem to fit as well). __________________ MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

07-29-2005, 09:44 AM	#2 (permalink)
lilmamma Elder Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 3,090	!!!! will you r very talented....... __________________ One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts."

07-29-2005, 10:20 AM	#4 (permalink)
Layni Busty Tease Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,079	good poem~ nice pic. __________________ Confucius says: Man going through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

07-29-2005, 02:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	I really liked that. Kind of put things in perspective. Thank you Will. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

07-29-2005, 05:59 PM	#10 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,341	will you nailed it on the head ,but in a humerous way...Bones is a good person and we all have our days maybe this can help lighten things up for him!!!! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

07-29-2005, 09:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
NurseNancy Cyber Whore Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 407	...

07-29-2005, 12:08 PM	#5 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	That is just fucking awesome. i think I have no choice but to hand the site over to you and rename it Will's Wacky World. That was priceless.

07-29-2005, 01:12 PM	#7 (permalink)
SSgt Shak Great White Dope Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 657	Will truly a work of art! Fricken great.

07-29-2005, 01:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
The Chump Master Of His Domain Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 684	WILL'S WACKY WORLD!!!

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