Spanky's Back!

Bones · 06-15-2005, 07:01 PM

I was at work slicing and dicing away with my trusty Forschner when I looked up. And what did I see? Spanky standing there grinning up at me. (He's really short) Out of nowhere our dishwasher Maria whom I have never heard speak English beyond the words Break and Hamburger comes charging out screaming SPANKEEEEEEEEE! and grabs him in a bear hug. It was truly a scary sight seeing this little man being consumed by all those rolls of fat.

I'm not sure. But I think she missed him.
It turns out he has arthritis between his fourth and fifth vertebrae if I understood his explanation correctly. So Marias show of affection was probably not a good idea. Well, a show of affection from her would never be a good idea. But you get my point I think. Any way back to what I was saying. His back is pretty much fucked for life. The pain will come and go and get worse as the years go by. But for the moment it is under control. And Spanky is back with us at the Club being his smart ass self again. I'm happy to have my Bud back at work with us. I missed him. I think I'll go catch him a spider to show him just how much I care.

justjeff · 06-15-2005, 08:35 PM

Not sure if that was a sarcastic remark when you say you are glad to have your bud back at work with you. If it is why is it that you diddnt know why he was gone or he had this back problem untill now, just curious..

Moe · 06-15-2005, 08:41 PM

No sarcism from Bones

Bones · 06-15-2005, 08:51 PM

I knew he had a back problem. I didn't know that was why he has been gone this time. I had an idea. But wasn't sure. And no one knew his back was as bad as it turned out to be. No sarcasm. I'm glad he is back at the Club. He's a fun person to work with. Yup. Definitely have to get him a spider.

And Moe. It is spelled SARCASM. You should install a spell checker. I find mine to be very useful.

justjeff · 06-15-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Bones

You should install a spell checker. I find mine to be very useful.

You have a spell checker on MTW?

Bones · 06-15-2005, 10:36 PM

No. In my computer. You can download one at www.iespell.com

**WillRiker** · 06-16-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Bones

No. In my computer. You can download one at www.iespell.com

That's the very one that I use ever since CM stopped being around so much, I found that I needed something more reliable.

Bones · 06-17-2005, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by WillRiker

That's the very one that I use ever since CM stopped being around so much, I found that I needed something more reliable.

Nifty little thing

**WillRiker** · 06-17-2005, 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Bones

Nifty little thing

What is? Me, CM or the spell checker??

Bones · 06-17-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by WillRiker

What is? Me, CM or the spell checker??

The Spell Checker

06-15-2005, 07:01 PM	#1 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	Spanky's Back! I was at work slicing and dicing away with my trusty Forschner when I looked up. And what did I see? Spanky standing there grinning up at me. (He's really short) Out of nowhere our dishwasher Maria whom I have never heard speak English beyond the words Break and Hamburger comes charging out screaming SPANKEEEEEEEEE! and grabs him in a bear hug. It was truly a scary sight seeing this little man being consumed by all those rolls of fat. I'm not sure. But I think she missed him. It turns out he has arthritis between his fourth and fifth vertebrae if I understood his explanation correctly. So Marias show of affection was probably not a good idea. Well, a show of affection from her would never be a good idea. But you get my point I think. Any way back to what I was saying. His back is pretty much fucked for life. The pain will come and go and get worse as the years go by. But for the moment it is under control. And Spanky is back with us at the Club being his smart ass self again. I'm happy to have my Bud back at work with us. I missed him. I think I'll go catch him a spider to show him just how much I care. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-15-2005, 08:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
justjeff Established Monkey Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 474	Not sure if that was a sarcastic remark when you say you are glad to have your bud back at work with you. If it is why is it that you diddnt know why he was gone or he had this back problem untill now, just curious.. __________________ AAAAAA SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!!

06-15-2005, 08:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
Moe MTW Resident HoMoe Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 1,100	No sarcism from Bones __________________ http://www.myspace.com/moerockmusic Great music! moe rock music http://www.moerockmusic.com

06-15-2005, 08:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	I knew he had a back problem. I didn't know that was why he has been gone this time. I had an idea. But wasn't sure. And no one knew his back was as bad as it turned out to be. No sarcasm. I'm glad he is back at the Club. He's a fun person to work with. Yup. Definitely have to get him a spider. And Moe. It is spelled SARCASM. You should install a spell checker. I find mine to be very useful. __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

06-15-2005, 10:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
Bones When I walk nakid, my nuts swing in the breeze Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 2,242	No. In my computer. You can download one at www.iespell.com __________________ At some point in everyones life they fall down Alice's rabbit hole.

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