Custom Toilet Paper

**Morty** · #1 (**permalink**) 06-28-2007, 05:09 AM

I sent out a PM a few minutes ago to someone asking for a picture of their face. Then proceeded with that I plan to make myself some custom toilet paper. But I was only joking. I needed the pic for something else.

But after I sent the message, I was like "Wait 1 fucking second! That's brilliant!"

At random times in random public locations like bars and restaurants, just swap out a roll of toilet paper with an MTW advertisement roll.

So I'm still looking around, but if anyone comes across some great deals, please reply to this with a link to what you found. So far I'm looking at to get 4 rolls minimum order its, $12 per roll. That's a steep price for something that's just going to be shit on.

When looking around, make sure its not GAG or JOKE toilet paper. Some places make the toilet paper just for fun and its not intended to be used.

Thanks for any help!

meangreen3 · #2 (**permalink**) 06-28-2007, 06:17 AM

That is an awesome idea Morty. I remember seeing bin laden tp after 9/11, and other political ones, but TP as advertising would be pretty cool. You have their undivided attention, they are stuck reading what you have to offer. Might want to patent that idea.

**Danimal** · #3 (**permalink**) 06-28-2007, 10:16 PM

I got a couple of place to put it in.....

**Purple Dragon** · #4 (**permalink**) 06-29-2007, 05:13 AM

could you not get ordinary plain paper and stamp MTW on each square i would sit and do it be cheaper.just need a big stamp.as i can get 18 rolls for £2.99 about $1.50.just a thought ,anything to help MTW...

**Morty** · #5 (**permalink**) 06-29-2007, 06:16 AM

We could,problem is, when you unroll a roll of TP, and try to roll it back, it never looks very good and is usually twice the size it originally was.

**The Chump** · #6 (**permalink**) 06-29-2007, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Morty

We could,problem is, when you unroll a roll of TP, and try to roll it back, it never looks very good and is usually twice the size it originally was.

You've tried???

**Irondog** · #7 (**permalink**) 06-29-2007, 10:26 AM

Wouldn't it be funny as hell to have a picture of Morty sticking his tongue out on the TP and wiping your butt with it?

Would that be considered GAY?

**smilin heinz** · #8 (**permalink**) 06-29-2007, 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Irondog

Would that be considered GAY?

Only if you wiped you ass for no reason, just needed to have Morty's tounge by your hole!

**Purple Dragon** · #9 (**permalink**) 06-29-2007, 01:05 PM

well will has a stamp im gonna give it a go ,ill let you see how it turns out.nothing ventured nothing gained..

**Morty** · #10 (**permalink**) 06-29-2007, 08:08 PM

My idea was a picture of my face with a "shocked/surprised" expression. And words that something along the line of, "I'm cleaning the mud off your butt, the least you can do is visit www.MortysTwistedWorld.com and thank me for doing such a good job"