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Old 12-03-2004, 09:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Or your woman might be a Canadian.

When you are humping her, make sure you listen to the way she says,

" Taht's it, taht's it, I'm abowt to cum, eh!"
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Old 12-03-2004, 09:52 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Now how the fuck did nobody else catch that. hahahahahaa
I may be slow in the nards, but it try my best
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Old 01-11-2005, 02:39 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Now how the fuck did nobody else catch that. hahahahahaa
I may be slow in the nards, but IT try my best


Well I'll Let You Off On That Since You're From Tasmania, Guess The Inbreeding Must Affect Your Grammer..........
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Old 01-11-2005, 11:32 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Now how the fuck did nobody else catch that. hahahahahaa
I may be slow in the nards, but it try my best
I don't believe it took a month for someone to catch this
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Old 01-12-2005, 01:46 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Now how the fuck did nobody else catch that. hahahahahaa
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Well I'll Let You Off On That Since You're From Tasmania, Guess The Inbreeding Must Affect Your Grammer..........
Well speaking of inbreeding..

I was fucking my sister when she said "Your dick is so much bigger than dads'"

I said "Yeah, mum said that as well"
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Mmmm Hmmm, You Know You Sound Like An Idiot Right? There's No Point In Making Fun Of Yourself If It Isn't Funny.....Guess That Apart From The 13 Toes And 2 Teeth The Inbreeding DID Affect His Mind..
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Old 03-27-2008, 04:01 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Your dad had to get you off ???? WTF ?
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ok im missing the point......(your dad had to get you off)what are you on about...?????????????would someone explain please..
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Old 03-29-2008, 08:48 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Read the original post.. It says his dad had to get him off {school}..

And well you know what it means to get someone off right ??? Same as lets say a hand job !!
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