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Old 09-27-2006, 10:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Jokes MIA Mommysalami

So there we were again..........sitting in chat having a good ole time when I decided to play yet another trick on Mommysalami.......

I had been thinking about this one for awhile now and seeing how chat has picked up, I couldn't wait to get her again!

POOR MOMMY

[mommysalomi] 7:36 pm: Where'd Sinny go?
[mommysalomi] 7:37 pm: Doggie I'm bored entertain me

[SSgt Shak] 7:37 pm: ya its crazzy stuff all right.. so much so.. thats all im realy aloud to say... hell milf only knows just that...
[mommysalomi] 7:37 pm: so I dont have to entertain myself\
[mommysalomi] 7:37 pm: Topsecert shit huh
[SSgt Shak] 7:37 pm: how did you do that mommy
[SSgt Shak] 7:37 pm: some thing like that
[mommysalomi] 7:37 pm: do what?
[SSgt Shak] 7:37 pm: entertain your self
[Irondog] 7:38 pm: hi mommy
[Irondog] 7:38 pm: you there
[mommysalomi] 7:38 pm: yes\
[Irondog] 7:38 pm: HEY Mommy
[Irondog] 7:38 pm: you there?
[mommysalomi] 7:38 pm: I like to go out side with my vodka bottle and tease the nieghbor
[mommysalomi] 7:38 pm: what?
[Irondog] 7:39 pm: Hey shak
[Irondog] 7:39 pm: can you see mommy chatting?
[SSgt Shak] 7:39 pm: why is your nieghbor on a 12 step AA thing?
[SSgt Shak] 7:39 pm: yes
[mommysalomi] 7:39 pm: I gotta try and fix my stove tomarrow
[Irondog->SSgt Shak] 7:39 pm: suppose to say no dude
[mommysalomi] 7:39 pm: no I do bad things with the bottle
[Irondog] 7:39 pm: MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Irondog] 7:39 pm: where are ya
[SSgt Shak->Irondog] 7:39 pm: oh i just now got what your doing
[mommysalomi] 7:39 pm: what??????????????
[SSgt Shak->Irondog] 7:40 pm: ill play
[Irondog->SSgt Shak] 7:40 pm: k
[Irondog] 7:40 pm: Mommy is gone
[Irondog] 7:40 pm: where did she go shak
[mommysalomi] 7:40 pm: i'M HERE WHY CANT YOU SEE ME?
[Irondog] 7:40 pm: smoke break?
[SSgt Shak->Irondog] 7:40 pm: ill log out and in just to trip her up
[mommysalomi] 7:40 pm: NO I"M here
[mommysalomi] 7:40 pm: whats wrong?
[General Shit Shat]: SSgt Shak has left at 7:40 pm
[mommysalomi] 7:40 pm: so I need to refresh myself?
[General Shit Shat]: SSgt Shak has entered at 7:40 pm
[Irondog] 7:40 pm: well shit
[mommysalomi] 7:40 pm: HELLO
[SSgt Shak] 7:40 pm: you there dog
[Irondog] 7:41 pm: if she isnt going to be here
[Irondog] 7:41 pm: yea
[SSgt Shak] 7:41 pm: mommy?
[Irondog] 7:41 pm: you see mommy?
[SSgt Shak] 7:41 pm: cool
[SSgt Shak] 7:41 pm: no
[mommysalomi] 7:41 pm: Doggie why cant you see it?
[Irondog] 7:41 pm: I had something to tell her too
[SSgt Shak] 7:41 pm: she must have left
[mommysalomi] 7:41 pm: TELL ME
[Irondog] 7:41 pm: to bad for her
[Irondog] 7:41 pm: Mommy?
[General Shit Shat]: mommysalomi has left at 7:41 pm
[General Shit Shat]: mommysalomi has entered at 7:41 pm
[SSgt Shak] 7:41 pm: guess it sucks for her
[Irondog] 7:42 pm: why do I see your name
[mommysalomi] 7:42 pm: can you see me now?
[Irondog] 7:42 pm: but you are not there?
[mommysalomi] 7:42 pm: I"N HERE DAMN IT
[Irondog] 7:42 pm: well damn.....wish she would come back
[SSgt Shak] 7:42 pm: i think it must be here computer motherboard
[Irondog] 7:42 pm: yea
[mommysalomi] 7:42 pm: If you could see this then you'd know I wanna see your penis
[Irondog] 7:42 pm: she did say that Jason unplugged something
[SSgt Shak] 7:43 pm: you know that J12 pin jumper that fucks up some times
[Irondog] 7:43 pm: maybe he tripped that switch on the back
[Irondog] 7:43 pm: yep
[Irondog] 7:43 pm: well shit
[mommysalomi] 7:43 pm: He also plugged something this afternoon hehe
[SSgt Shak] 7:43 pm: shit
[Irondog] 7:43 pm: I tried yahoo and she isnt there either'
[mommysalomi] 7:43 pm: how do I fix it
[mommysalomi] 7:43 pm: HELLO
[Irondog] 7:43 pm: so shak
[SSgt Shak] 7:44 pm: must be J12 then
[Irondog] 7:44 pm: hows the job
[SSgt Shak] 7:44 pm: shitty
[Irondog] 7:44 pm: yea I think your right
[SSgt Shak] 7:44 pm: have tell Feb 28th
[Irondog] 7:44 pm: she wouldn't believe me if I told her how to fix it anyways
[SSgt Shak] 7:44 pm: trying like hell to stay in
[SSgt Shak] 7:44 pm: you know woman
[Irondog] 7:44 pm: she never thinks I am serious
[mommysalomi] 7:45 pm: I could fix it
[mommysalomi] 7:45 pm: why cant ya'll see mw?
[Irondog] 7:45 pm: I guess all the times I have messed with her has caught up with me
[mommysalomi] 7:45 pm: I see you
[SSgt Shak] 7:45 pm: i guess so
[Irondog] 7:45 pm: that switch is right in the back too
[SSgt Shak] 7:45 pm: ya it is
[Irondog] 7:45 pm: does yours have the little green light shak?
[mommysalomi] 7:46 pm: I did a seitch can you see me know?
[Irondog] 7:46 pm: the old ones use to be blue
[Irondog] 7:46 pm: but now they are green
[mommysalomi] 7:46 pm: the green light is the power
[Irondog] 7:46 pm: I hope she figures it out by tomorrow
[SSgt Shak] 7:46 pm: ya i got the green ones
[General Shit Shat]: WillRiker has entered at 7:47 pm
[Irondog] 7:47 pm: yea me too
[mommysalomi] 7:47 pm: I can see ya'l why cant you see me?
[Irondog] 7:47 pm: hey will
[WillRiker] 7:47 pm: Hi
[Irondog->WillRiker] 7:47 pm: act like you cant see mommy
[mommysalomi] 7:47 pm: WILL CAN YOU SEE MY TYPING
[WillRiker->Irondog] 7:47 pm: OK
[SSgt Shak] 7:47 pm: hey will
[mommysalomi] 7:47 pm: DID THAT WORK?
[mommysalomi] 7:47 pm: HELLLOOOOO
[SSgt Shak] 7:47 pm: can you see mommy
[SSgt Shak] 7:48 pm: will
[WillRiker] 7:48 pm: Just thought I'd stop by before I try to sleep
[SSgt Shak] 7:48 pm: you sleep
[Irondog] 7:48 pm: he never sleeps
[WillRiker] 7:48 pm: Her names out on the front as being here
[mommysalomi] 7:48 pm: DOGGIE SHAK HELLOOOO
[Irondog] 7:48 pm: I know
[WillRiker] 7:48 pm: Isn't she talking??
[Irondog] 7:49 pm: but she hasn't responded to us for like 10 minutes
[mommysalomi] 7:49 pm: I'm trying
[WillRiker] 7:49 pm: Nope, I do sleep, just rarely, and not much...
[mommysalomi] 7:49 pm: GUYS
[SSgt Shak] 7:49 pm: you didn't cut her account did you will?
[mommysalomi] 7:49 pm: help me if you can see this
[Irondog] 7:49 pm: if LiL was here maybe she could see mommy
[WillRiker] 7:49 pm: Not guilty.
[mommysalomi] 7:49 pm: HYGGTRRDFGGHH
[WillRiker] 7:49 pm: I've been posting stuff on milfu and just checked in here.
[mommysalomi] 7:49 pm: FUCK
[SSgt Shak] 7:49 pm: humm must be the computer then
[Irondog] 7:49 pm: I think shak is right Will
[WillRiker] 7:49 pm: I have nothing against mommy, I'd not cut her off.
[mommysalomi] 7:50 pm: I go to milf u too ????
[Irondog] 7:50 pm: I think she tripped that switch on the back of her computer
[Irondog] 7:50 pm: the one with the green light
[SSgt Shak] 7:50 pm: must be
[mommysalomi] 7:50 pm: I love Will he keeps me ebntertauned and we think alike about sertain things
[General Shit Shat]: lilmamma has entered at 7:50 pm
[WillRiker] 7:50 pm: Yeah, but that's why it's round the back
[WillRiker] 7:50 pm: So you can't trip it.
[WillRiker] 7:50 pm: How in the fuck did she do that?
[mommysalomi] 7:50 pm: NNNOO I tried to fix it
[mommysalomi] 7:50 pm: LLLIIIILLLL

[lilmamma] 7:50 pm: hey my peoples
[mommysalomi] 7:50 pm: can you see me?
[Irondog] 7:50 pm: well she said that her husband unhooked something
[Irondog] 7:51 pm: hey LiL
[Irondog] 7:51 pm: have you heard from her yet?
[WillRiker] 7:51 pm: On the PC or her bra?
[lilmamma] 7:51 pm: hey boys hehe i like being the only girl hehe
[SSgt Shak] 7:51 pm: don't know will.. but she is a woman
[Irondog] 7:51 pm: good one Will
[Irondog] 7:51 pm: she would have laughed over that one
[SSgt Shak] 7:51 pm: ya that was good
[WillRiker] 7:51 pm: Try her on Yahoo and give her advice on it dog
[mommysalomi] 7:51 pm: I'm nekid and touching me self !!!!!!!!!
[lilmamma] 7:51 pm: so what are you boys into tonight
[WillRiker] 7:51 pm: I doubt she'll believe you though
[Irondog] 7:52 pm: I tried Will
[Irondog] 7:52 pm: she isn't answering
[lilmamma] 7:52 pm: what are you allt alking about?
[WillRiker] 7:52 pm: I just stopped by, been playing a PC game since I was chatting to you lil
[lilmamma] 7:52 pm: loved the pod cast will had me rolling!
[mommysalomi] 7:52 pm: MAMA
[SSgt Shak] 7:52 pm: dog was starting a circle jerking contest here in a few
[WillRiker] 7:52 pm: Posted those jokes on milfu and that newspaper thing I told you about.
[WillRiker] 7:52 pm: It's big though....
[Irondog->WillRiker] 7:52 pm: she is buzzing me like every 2 seconds on yahoo
[mommysalomi] 7:52 pm: I loved the podcast tooo !!!!!!!!
[mommysalomi] 7:52 pm: alot of truth spoken there

[WillRiker] 7:53 pm: Yeah and I like circle jerks less than women flashing their tits for attention...
[mommysalomi] 7:53 pm: I LOVE MILFU
[lilmamma] 7:53 pm: LMAO
[WillRiker->Irondog] 7:53 pm:
[lilmamma] 7:53 pm: shaks loves being the pivot man
[WillRiker->Irondog] 7:53 pm: You gotta post this later
[Irondog->WillRiker] 7:53 pm: Oh I will
[mommysalomi] 7:53 pm: HELLO
[Irondog->WillRiker] 7:53 pm: LMFAO
[WillRiker] 7:53 pm: I thought that was Irondog's job...pivot man.
[SSgt Shak] 7:53 pm: funny... oh did i tell you i didn't pay the bill for milfu?
[Irondog] 7:54 pm: damn I wish mommy was around
[WillRiker] 7:54 pm: You not got her on Yahoo yet dog?
[lilmamma] 7:54 pm: bullshit shak
[mommysalomi] 7:54 pm: I'm trying
[WillRiker] 7:54 pm: Every time I call you dog, I think of the bounty hunter...
[lilmamma] 7:54 pm: whre is she i thought i seen her name earlier
[mommysalomi] 7:54 pm: but no one can see me
[Irondog] 7:54 pm: YEp
[Irondog] 7:54 pm: I wish
[Irondog] 7:54 pm: I wanted to do that
[SSgt Shak] 7:54 pm: hey its milf now for the next minut
[mommysalomi] 7:54 pm: I love dog the bounty hunter
[mommysalomi] 7:54 pm: with his bad ass mullet
[Irondog] 7:54 pm: but couldn't get in the right circle
[mommysalomi] 7:55 pm: they all have the same hair
[WillRiker] 7:55 pm: And when it's Todd, I think of "The Todd" off Scrubs.
[mommysalomi] 7:55 pm: lmfao
[Irondog] 7:55 pm: well shit
[Irondog] 7:55 pm: mommy is nowhere to be found
[lilmamma] 7:55 pm: its sooooo true will
[SSgt Shak] 7:55 pm: where is she dog?? isnt she in here at this time??
[lilmamma] 7:55 pm: is she ok?
[WillRiker] 7:55 pm: Maybe I should try and boot her from chat and see if she comes back
[SSgt Shak] 7:55 pm: I really like talking to her too!
[SSgt Shak] 7:55 pm: oh hey lil!! its milf for a minut
[Irondog] 7:55 pm: well you could
[WillRiker] 7:55 pm: Might reset or whatever.
[WillRiker] 7:56 pm: i dunno.
[Irondog] 7:56 pm: but I still think that she has that tripped switch
[lilmamma] 7:56 pm: luv ya milf!!
[WillRiker] 7:56 pm: Morty took away a lot of shit regarding chat for me a while ago after I got "bent out of shape" over some stuff.
[WillRiker] 7:56 pm: I behave now that pretty much all I can do is ban and unban.
[lilmamma] 7:56 pm: maybe if she turns her tv on the right channels her comp will work again LMFAO hahha i couldnt resist
[SSgt Shak] 7:57 pm: doesnt chanle 177 work??
[mommysalomi] 7:57 pm: I tried all the cords in the back and they are all pluged in
[Irondog] 7:57 pm: thats what I was telling shak
[mommysalomi] 7:57 pm: HHHEEELLLOOOO
[Irondog] 7:57 pm: even if I could tell her to trip the switch at the back of the computer
[SSgt Shak] 7:57 pm: its milf! id show youi but my face is green
[Irondog] 7:57 pm: she wouldn't believe me
[WillRiker->Irondog] 7:57 pm: It's a fucking good job the cams aren't on, I'm dying laughing here.
[lilmamma] 7:57 pm: green?
[Irondog] 7:57 pm: to many times I have messed with her
[lilmamma] 7:57 pm: i had to flip my switch a few times
[SSgt Shak] 7:57 pm: would cam boot u lil?
[WillRiker] 7:57 pm: Green??
[Irondog->WillRiker] 7:57 pm: me too
[mommysalomi] 7:57 pm: I love the cvolor green
[Irondog->WillRiker] 7:57 pm: I had to turn it off
[lilmamma] 7:58 pm: no just laggs the piss out of me
[SSgt Shak] 7:58 pm: see??
[General Shit Shat]: mommysalomi has left at 7:58 pm
[General Shit Shat]: mommysalomi has entered at 7:58 pm

[lilmamma] 7:58 pm: i dont see nothing
[SSgt Shak] 7:58 pm: i turned the cam on for a second
[mommysalomi] 7:58 pm: I refresed myself can you sdee me now
[SSgt Shak] 7:58 pm: i gues no one saw
[Irondog] 7:58 pm: hey Will can you see me on cam?
[SSgt Shak] 7:58 pm: i dont see dog
[WillRiker] 7:58 pm: I see The Todd
[mommysalomi] 7:58 pm: DOG I can see your sexy self
[SSgt Shak] 7:58 pm: its white
[Irondog] 7:58 pm: so it's not the chat room
[General Shit Shat]: SSgt Shak has left at 7:59 pm
[General Shit Shat]: SSgt Shak has entered at 7:59 pm
[lilmamma] 7:59 pm: i see big bald headed dick on cam
[Irondog] 7:59 pm: man......I wish she knew to get behind there and flip that switch
[mommysalomi] 7:59 pm: I DID
[SSgt Shak] 7:59 pm: i see no cams
[mommysalomi] 7:59 pm: I could check the line outside if I had help
[Irondog] 7:59 pm: yea but it is mommy we are talking about here
[WillRiker] 7:59 pm: She's probably flipping her own switch right now trying to figure it out.
[lilmamma] 7:59 pm: it would help her out
[mommysalomi] 7:59 pm: BUT ya'll cant see
[Irondog] 7:59 pm: hey LiL
[mommysalomi] 8:00 pm: me so I've been talkin to myself
[WillRiker] 8:00 pm: Hell if she was here, i could probably talk her through it pretty easy.
[Irondog] 8:00 pm: maybe it's her line outside?
[lilmamma] 8:00 pm: that would aggervate the shit out of me
[lilmamma] 8:00 pm: could be
[Irondog] 8:00 pm: it might be the outside one
[WillRiker] 8:00 pm: I had it happen to me once I remember.
[mommysalomi] 8:00 pm: I saw LIL damn sjhes sexy
[lilmamma] 8:01 pm: yep and me
[WillRiker] 8:01 pm: A while ago now though
[Irondog] 8:01 pm: what did you do Will?
[mommysalomi] 8:01 pm: Jason is trying to fugure it out
[mommysalomi] 8:01 pm: HHHEEELLLOOO

[Irondog] 8:01 pm: see if I did it right when I had to do it
[WillRiker] 8:01 pm: Went round the back, flicked the switch off and on, left chat and re-entered and it was all good.
[WillRiker] 8:02 pm: Don't know exactly what kind of PC she has though
[SSgt Shak] 8:02 pm: does she know how to use the hanger wire dog?
[lilmamma] 8:02 pm: can you all see my cam?
[mommysalomi] 8:02 pm: YES
[lilmamma] 8:02 pm: does it lagg too?
[SSgt Shak] 8:02 pm: not i
[Irondog] 8:02 pm: wish I had her telephone #
[Irondog] 8:02 pm: I'd just call her
[lilmamma] 8:02 pm: hmmm
[Irondog] 8:02 pm: Jason could fix it for her
[WillRiker] 8:02 pm: Like she'd ever give you her number...you pervert.
[lilmamma] 8:02 pm: probly the dial up
[Irondog] 8:02 pm: Yea I know
[WillRiker] 8:02 pm: Who needs heavy breathing down the line??
[mommysalomi] 8:03 pm: I"m not on dial up
[mommysalomi] 8:03 pm:
Her # was here
[SSgt Shak] 8:03 pm: oh that would be great, kinda like the buddy system we had sat up last year, we had a buddy to exchange numbers, and addresses with
[Irondog] 8:03 pm: I hear ya
[lilmamma] 8:03 pm: i just got offered a modleing job for a hynosis vidoe
[lilmamma] 8:03 pm: on myspace
[SSgt Shak] 8:03 pm: ohh congrasts lil!
[WillRiker] 8:03 pm: Yeah the buddy system afetr Katrina
[mommysalomi] 8:03 pm: CALL ME HELP
[WillRiker] 8:03 pm: after*
[Irondog] 8:03 pm: I still have MILF as my buddy
[mommysalomi] 8:04 pm: ITS A REAL #
[Irondog] 8:04 pm: LMFAO @ Will
[Irondog] 8:04 pm: poor sucker
[Irondog] 8:04 pm: Will
[lilmamma] 8:04 pm: probly make me act likea never fix me
[lilmamma] 8:04 pm: yeah i remember that
[SSgt Shak] 8:04 pm: my info changed .. i gotta resend the changes
[WillRiker] 8:04 pm: Well I have quite a few addresses and a few have mine so if I ever go missing, I don't know who'll find out first.
[Irondog] 8:04 pm: does she enter her phone # when she registered?
[mommysalomi] 8:04 pm: I WANT A BUBBY
[lilmamma] 8:04 pm: i know milf and dog have my number
[General Shit Shat]: mommysalomi has left at 8:04 pm
[General Shit Shat]: mommysalomi has entered at 8:04 pm

[WillRiker] 8:05 pm: I got yours though Shak, well the address anyways.
[WillRiker] 8:05 pm: K Choccy supplier that I am.
[lilmamma] 8:05 pm: cause he likes to call at 6 fucking oclock int he mornign and ask wtf im doing lmfao
[WillRiker] 8:05 pm: UK*
[SSgt Shak] 8:05 pm: im milf damnit milf i say
[Irondog] 8:05 pm: damn Mommy needs a buddy
[WillRiker] 8:05 pm: Dammit, it's 4am and I can't type
[Irondog] 8:05 pm: for times like this
[mommysalomi] 8:05 pm: I went outside and messed with the wires can yall see me now? PPLLLEEEAASSE HELP
[WillRiker] 8:05 pm: I thought it was shak again...sorry hunny
[lilmamma] 8:05 pm: oh shit milf i already forgot
[WillRiker] 8:05 pm: Hell I'd never ignore you.
[SSgt Shak] 8:05 pm: she does she does!
[WillRiker] 8:05 pm: I just don't wanna flirt with shak.
[lilmamma] 8:06 pm: it does makea diff milf honey
[mommysalomi] 8:06 pm: HHHEEELLLPPPP
[mommysalomi] 8:06 pm: Her # was here AGAIN!!!!!!
[Irondog] 8:06 pm: man I'll bet mommy is going nuts right now
[mommysalomi] 8:06 pm: CAN YOU SEE ME NOW?
[Irondog] 8:06 pm: and so is Jason I'll bet
[SSgt Shak] 8:06 pm: ok im goin to get in the shower, i iwll let shak have this back
[SSgt Shak] 8:06 pm: be back in 20
[lilmamma] 8:06 pm: i hate when caht fucks up
[mommysalomi] 8:06 pm: ffffuuuucccckkkk
[WillRiker] 8:06 pm: milf has my mobile number.
[mommysalomi] 8:06 pm: hhheeeelllloooo
[mommysalomi] 8:06 pm: hhheeelllppp
[lilmamma] 8:06 pm: bye milf xoxox
[mommysalomi] 8:06 pm: MAN DOWN
[WillRiker] 8:06 pm: bye hunny
[SSgt Shak] 8:07 pm: shak is back
[WillRiker] 8:07 pm: so we're back to 1 woman again and 1 MIA?
[Irondog] 8:07 pm: I hope she gets back on soon
[lilmamma] 8:07 pm: hehehehe
[Irondog] 8:07 pm: she is funny when she drinks
[lilmamma] 8:07 pm: yeah i need some woman help
[mommysalomi] 8:07 pm: LOOK WHOS BACK GUESS WHOS BACK SHADIES BACK BACK AGIAN TELL A FRIEND
[SSgt Shak] 8:07 pm: so who is going to give me money to see milf naked in the shower? How much chocolate is will going to give?
[General Shit Shat]: mommysalomi has left at 8:08 pm
[General Shit Shat]: mommysalomi has entered at 8:08 pm
[Irondog] 8:08 pm: well I am going to turn my cam off then
[Irondog] 8:08 pm: if mommy isnt going to be here
[WillRiker] 8:08 pm: Well I think I'm gonna head off, I hope she get's sorted soon. If I stay up too late I get cranky, and we wouldn't want that now would we??
[lilmamma] 8:08 pm: i dont need to pay your ass money to see her naked all i gotta do is ask mmmmmkay
[WillRiker] 8:08 pm: LMFAO
[Irondog] 8:08 pm: Later Will
[SSgt Shak] 8:08 pm: you cranky...
[WillRiker] 8:08 pm: Damn, just read that Shak.
[SSgt Shak] 8:08 pm: see ya will
[lilmamma] 8:08 pm: no will we dont want that
[WillRiker] 8:08 pm: How much do you need????

[mommysalomi] 8:09 pm: doggie help me\
[SSgt Shak] 8:09 pm: more then you got
[WillRiker] 8:09 pm: It would feel so wrong anyways. She's too much of a friend now, I'd feel wrong about it...
[mommysalomi] 8:09 pm: i WANNA CHAT WITH YA'LL
[Irondog->WillRiker] 8:09 pm: she asks me for help
[Irondog->WillRiker] 8:09 pm: lmfao
[WillRiker] 8:09 pm: She's more like a lil sis than anything else now.
[SSgt Shak] 8:09 pm: gotcha
[Irondog] 8:09 pm: well chat is not the same without mommy
[WillRiker] 8:09 pm: Funny how that worked out huh?
[WillRiker] 8:10 pm: Anyways, I'm off to beddy byes.
[WillRiker] 8:10 pm: Nighty Night all.
[SSgt Shak] 8:10 pm: Sister +++
[lilmamma] 8:10 pm: night xox
[SSgt Shak] 8:10 pm: night
[Irondog] 8:10 pm: Night Will
[WillRiker] 8:10 pm: Let me know if mommy makes it back someone.
[Irondog] 8:10 pm: XOXOXOXOXOX
[General Shit Shat]: WillRiker has left at 8:10 pm
[SSgt Shak] 8:10 pm: will do
[lilmamma] 8:10 pm: dog
[Irondog] 8:10 pm: that was for Kelly Will
[Irondog] 8:10 pm: not you
[lilmamma] 8:10 pm: suuuure dog suuuuuure
[Irondog] 8:10 pm: he will read that ..........I HOPE!!!!!!!!
[SSgt Shak] 8:10 pm: to late
[Irondog] 8:10 pm: lmfao
[lilmamma] 8:11 pm: nope
[Irondog] 8:11 pm: what should we do about mommy
[Irondog] 8:11 pm: MIA MOMMY!!!
[lilmamma] 8:11 pm: thats strange ive enver seen anyone not be able to get back in usally after a few trys you can
[Irondog] 8:11 pm: maybe her antenna is pointing the wrong way
[SSgt Shak] 8:11 pm: delete her account
[Irondog] 8:12 pm: she did say that it gets windy up where she lives
[mommysalomi] 8:12 pm: WELL IF YA'LL CANT SEE ME i GUESS I'LL GO FUCK jASON THEN
[Irondog] 8:12 pm: I guess your right shak
[mommysalomi] 8:12 pm: TO BAD I CANT TELL YA'LL WHAT I'M GONNA DO TO HIM
[Irondog] 8:12 pm: delete her account and see if she ever comes back
[SSgt Shak] 8:12 pm: ya
[lilmamma] 8:13 pm: you all are mean
[mommysalomi] 8:13 pm: i COME ALL THE TIME
[Irondog] 8:13 pm: I think it may be the only way
[SSgt Shak->Irondog] 8:13 pm: you ready to give itup?
[Irondog->SSgt Shak] 8:13 pm: Let me call her
[General Shit Shat]: Just_a_Gal has entered at 8:13 pm
[lilmamma] 8:13 pm: i like mommy shes a cool cat
[Irondog->SSgt Shak] 8:13 pm: and laugh at her first
[mommysalomi] 8:13 pm: MORE THAN yA'LL GARUNTEED
[mommysalomi] 8:13 pm: jUST A CAN YOU SEE ME?
[SSgt Shak] 8:13 pm: Five bucks says she is fucking Jason...
[Irondog->Just_a_Gal] 8:13 pm: Dont say Hi to mommy
[Just_a_Gal->Irondog] 8:13 pm: ok
[SSgt Shak->Irondog] 8:14 pm: ok
[lilmamma] 8:14 pm: shes helping on milf thats cool as hell
[Just_a_Gal] 8:14 pm: hi doggie
[Irondog] 8:14 pm: I just called her.......LMFA
[SSgt Shak] 8:14 pm: what up just
[Just_a_Gal] 8:14 pm: hi ya lil
[lilmamma] 8:14 pm: hey justa
[Just_a_Gal] 8:14 pm: hi ya ss
[SSgt Shak] 8:15 pm: what up?
[Irondog] 8:15 pm: LMFAO
[lilmamma] 8:15 pm: looks like i hav e anohter lady to help me tame these men hehe
[Just_a_Gal] 8:15 pm: notts you?
[Just_a_Gal] 8:15 pm: omg you see what max changed his name to
[Just_a_Gal] 8:15 pm: lmfao
[lilmamma] 8:15 pm: no
[Just_a_Gal] 8:15 pm: i almost pissed myself
[mommysalomi] 8:15 pm: lmfao
[lilmamma] 8:16 pm: what is it?
[Just_a_Gal] 8:16 pm: omg look
[Irondog] 8:16 pm: Hi mommy
[mommysalomi] 8:16 pm: i KNEW YA'LL COULD SEE ME dorks
[Irondog] 8:16 pm: GOT YA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[mommysalomi] 8:16 pm: HEY dOGGIE
[lilmamma] 8:16 pm: lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[mommysalomi] 8:16 pm: NICE TALKIN TO YOU\
[lilmamma] 8:16 pm: hahahahaaaaaaaaaa i still love ya girl
[Just_a_Gal] 8:16 pm: mommy is here?
[Just_a_Gal] 8:16 pm: i dont see her
[lilmamma] 8:16 pm: yeah joke is up lamo
[Just_a_Gal] 8:16 pm: fuckin pc
[SSgt Shak] 8:16 pm: HAAA...
[mommysalomi] 8:16 pm: i KNOW YA'LL LOVE ME AND i LOVE YA'LL TOO
[lilmamma] 8:16 pm: hahah
[mommysalomi] 8:17 pm: Ya'll are great
[Just_a_Gal] 8:17 pm: mommy
[mommysalomi] 8:17 pm: I love it
[lilmamma] 8:17 pm:
[SSgt Shak] 8:17 pm: THis isn't Barneys Fucking Play House here ok..
[lilmamma] 8:17 pm: i was cracking the fuck up
[mommysalomi] 8:17 pm: you too justa
[Just_a_Gal] 8:17 pm: see maxs name?
[lilmamma] 8:17 pm: they got me like that once too girl mao
[SSgt Shak] 8:17 pm: no
[lilmamma] 8:17 pm: not yet
[Just_a_Gal] 8:17 pm: go look
[Irondog] 8:18 pm: I AM THE MASTER..................
[Irondog] 8:18 pm: LMFAO
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:24 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: MIA Mommysalami

ummm you left out the part were justa call you a " master--bater"

that was funny as hell poor girl its happend to alot people on here myself and meagan included
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Old 09-27-2006, 11:58 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I Love it.....I knew Ya'll were fuckin with me. Thats why I was fuckin with ya'll back.I think its great.Exspecially since I was a little drunk...Hehe



Thanks Dog for deleting my number I knew once I posted that you would call me and I was LMFAO the whole time just like you.........Thats fuckin great LMFAO
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Re: MIA Mommysalami

OMG... I am never leaving Mommy with you again... j/k

I can't believe you called her.... Jesus Christ I wish I as still in chat when this happened!
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:15 AM   #5 (permalink)
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That was funny as hell.

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its happend to alot people on here myself and meagan included
Yes it has. I remember when it was done to me back in 2005

monday night chat ( small prank )
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Old 09-28-2006, 07:49 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I remember that Wil..Iwas not involved with MTW as much but I was LMAO at you ,And well I guess paybacks a bitch.....
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Re: MIA Mommysalami

that was fantastic. just sort of thing i would fall for.poor mommy doing that to you no doubt you will get them back.
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Old 09-28-2006, 08:42 AM   #8 (permalink)
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that was fantastic. just sort of thing i would fall for.poor mommy doing that to you no doubt you will get them back.
She can try.
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I wounder if Morty is going do some more pranks at work? It would be nice to see some more.
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that was great to read even
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