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05-18-2006, 08:10 AM
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| KING OF MEAN  Join Date: Sep 2004
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  | Re: How to kill Gophers
Mommy, I think I have figured out what you can do to get rid of your gophers........... You need 5 gallons of gas......... pour a little in each hole. Then you get a bedsheet and twist it up so it is a long thin. Next you stick one end in the hole and stretch it out. Then you pour a little gas on the sheet and light it.  You may smell a little burnt flesh for a few days but your gopher problem should be over!!!!  Either that or you could just buy a bunch of corks that are the size of the holes and cork all the holes. They will have to leave if they can't breath. 
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05-18-2006, 09:46 AM
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| Junior Monkey  Join Date: Sep 2004
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| Re: How to kill Gophers
The bubble gum thing was great dog!!! I loved it, but Mommi seriously if you want to get rid of them you need to pour white vinegar down all of the holes every other day for about a week, the smell drives them away. I had the same problem and had a talk with Animal controll and they told me that was the best way besides trapping them. Good luck.
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05-18-2006, 10:56 AM
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| I'm Surrounded by Retards  Join Date: Jul 2004
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| Re: How to kill Gophers
I had the same problem once when I was working at this golf course. It was the day of a big competition between two members that didn't like each other very much. I went out and dropped c4 charges in the shape of bunnies into each hole. I could find and then I blew up the whole damn course!!!! Mind you the little bastard was still alright! oh wait that wasn't me that was a movie, oh well I guess I got nothing
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05-18-2006, 02:06 PM
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| KING OF MEAN Join Date: Sep 2004
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You actually remind me of the little guy in that movie Max Short and pudgy with buck teeth
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05-18-2006, 04:02 PM
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| cannot get away  Join Date: May 2005
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DOGGY I'm not putting yeast in the vinegar damn it.....I dont know what'll happen but it probally wont be good....... Little fuckers dont like sour stuff....I put a piece of sor apple down a hole a the fucker threw it out.....Guess I'll stick to the watermelon...
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05-18-2006, 07:04 PM
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| Your Twisted Leader  Join Date: Jul 2003
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Pour ammonia in the holes on the left side of the yard and bleach in the holes on the right side of the yard.
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05-20-2006, 05:48 PM
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