Headline News-March 24

boba · 03-24-2006, 05:23 PM

Lets aim this at Lil........hehe

**Maximal** · 03-25-2006, 04:16 PM

I knew I should have gotten the insurance!!!

Hi there AAA I need a tow!

Hi AAA my car won't start

I schwear occifer I have not been drinking and I was just having a schmoke and this big truck backed onto my car

**Morty** · 03-26-2006, 08:48 PM

Does that truck ahead look stopped to you honey?

**Maximal** · 03-26-2006, 10:19 PM

The new Corvette Hood ornament is designed to look like a big rig

There you go bitch...can you read the mud flaps now!!!

**Morty** · 03-26-2006, 10:37 PM

"Carl, you missed the turn. Back the rig up."

**Maximal** · 03-26-2006, 10:38 PM

Fuck!!!! I only had one more payment

**Morty** · 03-26-2006, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boba

"What's that little sign say honey?"

"Dunno, get closer"

"Think it says, 'If you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you'! OH SHIT, BRAKE!"

ReclusE · 03-27-2006, 10:00 AM

"I was checking to see if I could really multi-task."

"This looks like a good parking space."

"I know that damn lipstick fell down here somewhere.....What was that?!"

Rodge · 03-27-2006, 03:03 PM

Objects in your mirror maybe closer than they appear!!

boba · 04-04-2006, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ReclusE

"I was checking to see if I could really multi-task."

"This looks like a good parking space."

"I know that damn lipstick fell down here somewhere.....What was that?!"

I'll give this to recluse....you're up bubba

03-24-2006, 05:23 PM	#1 (permalink)
boba Rhinestone Cowboy Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 191	Headline News-March 24 Lets aim this at Lil........hehe __________________ http://fileserver2.jpghosting.com/im...5d6b26baf3.jpg http://fileserver2.jpghosting.com/im...cd4c48cad6.gif Ozzy Fudd-Kill the wabbit

03-25-2006, 04:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: Headline News-March 24 I knew I should have gotten the insurance!!! Hi there AAA I need a tow! Hi AAA my car won't start I schwear occifer I have not been drinking and I was just having a schmoke and this big truck backed onto my car __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

03-26-2006, 08:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Re: Headline News-March 24 Does that truck ahead look stopped to you honey? __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

03-26-2006, 10:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: Headline News-March 24 The new Corvette Hood ornament is designed to look like a big rig There you go bitch...can you read the mud flaps now!!! __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

03-26-2006, 10:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Re: Headline News-March 24 "Carl, you missed the turn. Back the rig up." __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

03-26-2006, 10:38 PM	#6 (permalink)
Maximal I'm Surrounded by Retards Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,980	Re: Headline News-March 24 Fuck!!!! I only had one more payment __________________ Mortys Twisted Treasure Hunt

03-27-2006, 10:00 AM	#8 (permalink)
ReclusE Junior Monkey Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 781	Re: Headline News-March 24 "I was checking to see if I could really multi-task." "This looks like a good parking space." "I know that damn lipstick fell down here somewhere.....What was that?!" __________________ When you push.....dont think that I wont shove!

03-27-2006, 03:03 PM	#9 (permalink)
Rodge Finger Sniffer Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 94	Re: Headline News-March 24 Objects in your mirror maybe closer than they appear!! __________________ He's not the messiah, He's a very naughty boy!

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