Ask Morty?!?!

[Morty]

Way back when Submit a Question got started on MTW, it was asking just me. And I'd fire off whatever came to mind. Then it evolved to getting other members to help with answering the questions. And it turned out to be hilarious.

Was talking with Diva from NoChickTrix.com yesterday and she brought it up again and was saying it be cool if it was part of the show. And she's right!

So reply to this thread with a question. If I think I have an opinion on the matter, I'll respond to it live on the Show and give my twisted 2 cents on the topic.

Now asking my opinion on world peace is lame. But every lame idea can be made brilliant if given a twist. So fire off your questions. Disgusting, gross, stupid, or actually very deep thought and I'll try and add it as a feature on MTW and give you credit for the question.

An example of a "deep thought" type question would be this........
"Does the color BLUE look the same to you as it does to me? Maybe everyone sees colors differently. Maybe what I think of as BLUE and you think of as BLUE is the same thing, except your eyes and brain might call something BLUE that if I were to see it THROUGH YOUR EYES, I would call it RED. But because we were both shown the same "color" when growing up and told THIS = BLUE, we'd never have an argument as to what Blue is because we both learned this particular "color" is called BLUE. Even though we both see it technically different. And how do we know we do or do not see the same thing?"

That's just an example of a deep thought.

Of course you can always ask the fun wacked out questions or opinions on things. Be creative and totally off the wall. Kinda like the PERSON vs. PERSON posts WillRiker used to put. Such as in a fight between Britney Spears and Lucille Ball, who would win and why?

Come on people CONTRIBUTE!

[Purple Dragon]

why do women have to have boobies??????

[WillRiker]

Not really a question, but something that's always rattling around in my head is origins for names of things.

Like the word "frog". Why is a frog a frog??

Who saw one and decided that it was to be known as a frog......what in thier head made them think....frog?

And if you say the word over and over it just starts to sound even weirder...or maybe that's just me...frog, frog, frog, frog, frog, frog.....

It's one of those things that prevents me from sleeping really....stupid shit like that...and cow, there's another one.

[The Chump]

Why does my cat get right up close to my face and then sneeze on me? It happens way too often.

How did I lose 20 pounds without doing anything? (not that i'm complaining - its just weird)

Why do so many places in California start with La or Los or San or Santa? Is that some kind of Mexican influence or something? Its weird.

[mommysalomi]

Why do Border towns smell so bad ???

[Jezza]

Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all?
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?

[Maximal]

why do we have hair on our asses

[Purple Dragon]

ok today i went to the loo and thought morty could answer this question,being a poop expert,why when i go to the loo is there always poop stuck to back of the bowl, can men not hit the pot ,it looks aweful

[mommysalomi]

Why can dogs lick thier balls but men cannot ? {submitted by my husband} and he will listen next week for the answer. Hell we were all listening tonight while cooking dinner. My family thinks we are all crazy and ya'll would fit right in here at dinner time !

[WillRiker]

Why are Women genetically incapable of putting the toilet seat down themselves??

They go fucking crazy if Men forget to put it down and yet men never go crazy when they go in and it's down we just lift the fucking lid...it's not difficult to do.

So if we men can manage to lift the lid with no complications, why can't women put it down??