Sex Chair!

[Lady Dee]

http://www.addictingclips.com/Clip.a...FBECEA00195877

This would totally take the fun out of everything! The chair does it all!

[MD Willington]

I doubt even that would help with Japans declining birth rate. too many old fukers over there, the young ones leave.

[Morty]

Sure I'd like to own the chair, but this chair kinda takes the point of needing a man out of the picture for the women. Just mount a dildo "ridgedly" and the chair moves the woman around it.

This would be good for people with no legs or arms. Just have someone buckle them, get a popsicle stick and some tape to pin the guy's penis down so its horizontal instead of vertical and turn the chair on. Maybe have some sort of "lube" drip system that drips a few drops every 60 seconds or something.

[Maximal]

Originally Posted by Morty

This would be good for people with no legs or arms. Just have someone buckle them, get a popsicle stick and some tape to pin the guy's penis down so its horizontal instead of vertical and turn the chair on. Maybe have some sort of "lube" drip system that drips a few drops every 60 seconds or something.

Morty, you think way to much

[Morty]

ahhahaha, I should get on the site in the early AM more often. Brain flows a little better and more twisted after first waking up.

[WillRiker]

I find the opposite, my brain thinks of more obscure shit when I don't sleep, (which is often), and I scripted most of the Podcasts at like 3 or 4am.

[Morty]

Originally Posted by Morty

ahhahaha, I should get on the site in the early AM more often. Brain flows a little better and more twisted after first waking up.

I think I have to revoke this comment I made. I got up early this morning to fuck around on the site and the only thing on my mind is that I should go back to bed for another 30 minutes.