Morty's Ex? NSFW - Page 2

**BunnyMan** · 09-04-2004, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by WillRiker

Psycho or not, I'll bet she's into some crazy kinky kinda sex.

I'm with BunnyMan on this one..."I'd tap that psycho ass."

Don't know if she looks like she's into crazy kinky kinda sex, but she does look like the type that'll let you get away with anything at least once, twice if you threaten to leave her.

**Morty** · 09-08-2004, 07:34 AM

My ex never had a body like that. But other than that, more I think about it, the scarier it is about how much that does seem like my ex. After the divorce announcement that is. She was nutty, but not that bad before I stabbed her heart with a rusty nail.

Orin · 09-08-2004, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Morty

She was nutty, but not that bad before I stabbed her heart with a rusty nail.

Did you find the 'rusty nail' more effective than a wooden stake?

CableMonkey · 09-08-2004, 08:19 AM

I don't think she was a Vampire...but she Did suck the Life out of Morty for a couple of years.

Orin · 09-08-2004, 11:24 AM

Anyone that sucks the life out of another person, in my estimation, is a real vampire--not one of those fictional ones. Speaking of 'rusty nails,' several years ago I had a lady friend who said that having a dick in her felt like having a rusty nail in her. I've often wondered when she ever had a rusty nail in her. Some people will do anything, I suppose.

**Maximal** · 09-08-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Orin

several years ago I had a lady friend who said that having a dick in her felt like having a rusty nail in her. I've often wondered when she ever had a rusty nail in her.

Maybe she just didn't like your rusty nail!!

09-08-2004, 07:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
Morty Your Twisted Leader Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 7,616	Tight My ex never had a body like that. But other than that, more I think about it, the scarier it is about how much that does seem like my ex. After the divorce announcement that is. She was nutty, but not that bad before I stabbed her heart with a rusty nail. __________________ My bologna has a first name its...... um.... shit. I forget its name. God damnit

09-08-2004, 08:19 AM	#14 (permalink)
CableMonkey Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,795	Vampire? I don't think she was a Vampire...but she Did suck the Life out of Morty for a couple of years.

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09-08-2004, 11:24 AM	#15 (permalink)
Orin MTW Resident Gandalf Impersonator Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 990	Anyone that sucks the life out of another person, in my estimation, is a real vampire--not one of those fictional ones. Speaking of 'rusty nails,' several years ago I had a lady friend who said that having a dick in her felt like having a rusty nail in her. I've often wondered when she ever had a rusty nail in her. Some people will do anything, I suppose.

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