New Zealand man vexed not sexed by text message

**WillRiker** · 12-13-2007, 08:14 AM

I can't tell you how much I laughed at this...

31 year old man?? New Zealand?? Made me picture someone doing this...

Quote:

WELLINGTON (Reuters) - A New Zealand woman who sent a naked man to the wrong house on the promise of a good time has been charged with misusing a telephone, local media reported on Wednesday.

The 17-year-old woman sent the man an enticing text message offering him an early Christmas present in the shape of two friendly women and suggested he take off his clothes to save time, the Manawatu Standard reported.

The 31-year old man wasted no time in arriving at the house, and took off his clothes and threw them through the window before entering.

But it was the wrong house and the householder did not see the funny side. The police were called and the man arrested for being unlawfully on a property.

The woman, who sent the tempting but deliberately wayward message, was also tracked down and charged for misusing a phone.

Both the man and the woman escaped prosecution and were cautioned and put on good behavior bonds.

Reuters

**mommysalomi** · 12-13-2007, 08:29 AM

Hahhhhaha I thought of Doggie when readig this.. I suppose thats who we all will think of.. Man thats great had to be so embaressed

**WillRiker** · 12-13-2007, 08:37 AM

Well before doggie I had someone else in mind.

**mommysalomi** · 12-13-2007, 08:40 AM

Who else would be so excited about sex to take thier cloths off before entering the house? Oh you probally would {If you even fell for the joke} Im sure youd be pretty damned excited to finally be gettin some

...{This is a before marrage senerio}....And then Maxi probally would if she said she hd big boobies !!

**WillRiker** · 12-13-2007, 08:42 AM

...the person I was thinking about was more the fact of the age at the time of the story and the location of the story....

But overall, it would so be the dog that would take his clothes off before getting there.

**mommysalomi** · 12-13-2007, 08:49 AM

Oh ell I dont know anyone from here tht is in that loction.. Jacobie {sp} was I think But He was goin as I was comin so I didnt really get to know him ! Is that who though ?? Cause now its gonna bug me til you say who and Dragon will get in on this also and then it will be hopeless

**WillRiker** · 12-13-2007, 08:50 AM

Well I would say who...but I don't know if the location is still supposed to be kept a secret...

**mommysalomi** · 12-13-2007, 08:54 AM

Aw I get it now !!! I think the loction was spewed out while back !!

.. Bet a few still dont know who youre talkin about ! You just had to say one word and I got it !!! Yay me For once you didnt have to tell me in a letter !!

12-13-2007, 08:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,340	Re: New Zealand man vexed not sexed by text message Hahhhhaha I thought of Doggie when readig this.. I suppose thats who we all will think of.. Man thats great had to be so embaressed __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

12-13-2007, 08:37 AM	#3 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,865	Re: New Zealand man vexed not sexed by text message Well before doggie I had someone else in mind. __________________ MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

12-13-2007, 08:40 AM	#4 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,340	Re: New Zealand man vexed not sexed by text message Who else would be so excited about sex to take thier cloths off before entering the house? Oh you probally would {If you even fell for the joke} Im sure youd be pretty damned excited to finally be gettin some ...{This is a before marrage senerio}....And then Maxi probally would if she said she hd big boobies !! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

12-13-2007, 08:42 AM	#5 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,865	Re: New Zealand man vexed not sexed by text message ...the person I was thinking about was more the fact of the age at the time of the story and the location of the story.... But overall, it would so be the dog that would take his clothes off before getting there. __________________ MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

12-13-2007, 08:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,340	Re: New Zealand man vexed not sexed by text message Oh ell I dont know anyone from here tht is in that loction.. Jacobie {sp} was I think But He was goin as I was comin so I didnt really get to know him ! Is that who though ?? Cause now its gonna bug me til you say who and Dragon will get in on this also and then it will be hopeless __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

12-13-2007, 08:50 AM	#7 (permalink)
WillRiker Lusting Over Leelee Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 12,865	Re: New Zealand man vexed not sexed by text message Well I would say who...but I don't know if the location is still supposed to be kept a secret... __________________ MTW Merchandise - Get Your MTW Stuff From Morty NOW!!

12-13-2007, 08:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
mommysalomi cannot get away Premium Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 5,340	Re: New Zealand man vexed not sexed by text message Aw I get it now !!! I think the loction was spewed out while back !! .. Bet a few still dont know who youre talkin about ! You just had to say one word and I got it !!! Yay me For once you didnt have to tell me in a letter !! __________________ Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult

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