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Ramble Morty Back Yet? Almost!!

Can't believe its been over a month since I rambled. Pathetic

So ya...... um...... I was suppose to have some free time already...... WTF happened?...... LIFE!

Finally all done creating my lesson plans for the electrical apprenticeship classes I teach at night, that are in addition to my day job. And I expected some free time in my life. But of course not.

We've been redoing our kitchen all at the same and once I finished my lesson plans, did I have that free time I wanted? Nope. My "free time" has been going into fixing up the kitchen. Which I finished pretty much last Friday evening. But, and there is always a "but", we have the wife's family coming over for the 4th of July and its going to be in our backyard. Which looks like hell because we've been giving our attention to the inside of the house.

So Morty's Tree Trimming Service was out all day Saturday in the yard and even had to borrow some of the neighbors trash cans due to how much I trimmed. And Sunday was spent all day cleaning up the garage and making room to store crap that's been in the house to get into the garage so the house is a little cleaner looking. Mind you, our house is still "under construction." Not like open walls and stuff, but flooring isn't done, crap stacked all over the place, etc. Basically due to the attendance at our wedding a year ago and the wedding showers the wife had, we received a butt-load of wedding gifts. And have been waiting for this kitchen to complete to put all the shit away. So the wife has been busy cleaning the kitchen and putting away all the stuff into the new kitchen while I've been taking care of everything else.

Now Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday (tonight), I've had class at night, then tomorrow I've got to try on my old suit which I know I've fattened up too much and won't fit in, which means I gotta go get a new one the same night, since Friday is the 4th of July, stores will be closed, and then Saturday is the cousin's wedding that I need the damn suit for. FUCK!

Good thing I poop within a short amount of time. If I was one of those 1-hour-bathroom-alone-time-shitters, I'd never get a chance to shit. Haven't had the luxury of that much down time.

With all that "poor me" complaining I just vented, I'm seriously thinking that maybe next week, I might actually get some freetime to myself.

We'll see. sniff sniff... but just thought I'd post a ramble and let everyone know that I'm almost back. Even though I expected to be back a couple weeks ago.
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Re: Morty Back Yet? Almost!!

You remind me of the guy that used to run this place and ramble all the time...he was called Morty as well.









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Re: Morty Back Yet? Almost!!

Welcome to married life ... Trust me there will always be something that needs to be done even, when everything is done ...
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what are these words finished and Done???
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Re: Morty Back Yet? Almost!!

Just sucks ass to be going none stop for 6 months now. I'm flippin tired.

Next weekend though I do get a break, but not at home. Going down to San Diego for the weekend with the Wife's family. Be a nice break, but won't get to accomplish the things on MTW I'm wanting to do. Oh well. Maybe the following weekend?
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what are these words finished and Done???
are those real words? and what are the definitions?
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Good to hear from you big guy.
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The only time a guys work is truley "finished and done" is five minutes after is began



Ands thats only cause you still maintain control of it..
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Re: Morty Back Yet? Almost!!

you been gone then,only joking ..welcome almost back.
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One more busy weekend then I'm seriously hoping to have a free weekend. But we'll see what the wife truely has planned.

There is new software out for the forum script and at the least, I gotta get that updated for security reasons.
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