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Old 04-30-2008, 01:03 PM
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Ramble Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

Where do I begin?

I know I’ve been gone for too long and will continue to be somewhat gone for at least the end of May. I’m trying to finish my crap up sooner. I just overbooked my life way too flippin much this year.

Between teaching 2 classes, rebuilding my lesson plans for one of them, and building brand new lesson plans for the 2nd class which I have never taught before, I’m busy. Then you add normal part of my life, which is working my standard 40-50 hour day job as an electrician. Of course there is eating, pooping, and sleeping. Luckily I’m somewhat of a quick pooper. Not like Chump though. That dood poops at record speeds. Its insane. We’ll be chatting and he’ll step away for a moment to poop and I’d swear all he did was walk once around the room then sit back down. Who knows, being that we chat on Webcam or by text, he might just live at home without pants and shits all over the floors. That would explain the quick return.

Getting off topic a bit though………

So………..
Teach 2 nights a week until Mid June.
Been taking a “teachers” class on Friday nights that is required in order to teach my other 2 classes. Total bullshit class.
Constant work on the new house. Current task is redoing the kitchen. Plumbers finished all the plumbing yesterday.
Normal life.
Trying to make time to acknowledge my wife and keep that relationship smelling sweet, which I’ve been doing well so far.
And of course there is the pooping and sleeping.

What the hell else is going on? Um……………….. I got a new dog. His name is Austin.

When I went to Texas back in March, the friends place I was staying at found a puppy. They watched someone abandon it on the highway so they picked the little guy up and brought him home with them so they could find him a new home. I fell in love with the little dood and ended up bringing him back home with me. Actually had someone else drive it back to Cali who drove to Texas and was returning to their home in California via my local freeway which they pulled off of to hand over Austin.

Well, we felt bad for Austin being so alone, so we got him a brother, Jack. Don't have many good pics of Jack yet though to share.

So now I have 2 dogs. Cool dogs. Austin is a Bull Terrier mix and Jack is a Lab mix.

Um…………… I’m running out of things to say now that someone here at work came up and asked me something. Totally killed my train of thought. SHIT!

Well, as WillRiker has pointed out, lots of games are being re-added to the arcade. Majority of them being in the Premium Member section, but we’re working on checking them, making sure they work, and then relocating them to the proper category for all the NON (bastard) PREMIUM MEMBERS to enjoy.

Okay, back to work for me. Till next time……….
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Old 04-30-2008, 01:17 PM
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

great ramble morty,you could do with splitting yourself in two for all the work you got on,slow down its not healthy all that stress.just take care..and fancy abandoning such a sweet dog,(bastards)but its gone to a good home ..and jack is lovely also.you're a big softy really morty..
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

Ok....1 or 2 things.

First off it's a douche bag.....

Douche - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Second - Did you (Morty) ever see the Michael Keaton movie Multiplicity where he clones himself to help out with work & home? Just a thought thinking on from what dragon said.

And finally third, you saw the dog being abandoned in Texas...wasn't by a skinny, under fed Jesus look-a-like was it?

Oh no...wait....he just kills them, not abandon them, I forgot that...
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

I see that I am the only one that realizes that by some fucking chance Morty figured out how to work 40 to 50 hours in a day!!!!

Teach me how you did that.............I could use the extra hours in my day right now
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

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I see that I am the only one that realizes that by some fucking chance Morty figured out how to work 40 to 50 hours in a day!!!!

Teach me how you did that.............I could use the extra hours in my day right now
Fuck....how did I miss that one?
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

I wish I had 40-50 hours in a day.

As far as the poopin' goes - i'm lucky. My crapper is in the room next to me .. so I just wait until its REEEEAALLLY ready - then go drop the kids off at the pool. Drop. Sit. Squeeze. Plop. Wipe. Flush. I have magazines in there - and have never read a single one.

This habit can get me into trouble though - when I'm out of the house doing stuff - and nature calls. Then - I gotta go NOW - and there better be somewhere nearby to drop a deuce... or else.

Oh - and yes - that is Morty's dog Austin as my avatar. Best pic ever.
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

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As far as the poopin' goes - i'm lucky. My crapper is in the room next to me .. so I just wait until its REEEEAALLLY ready - then go drop the kids off at the pool. Drop. Sit. Squeeze. Plop. Wipe. Flush. I have magazines in there - and have never read a single one..

no mention of pants, so when Chump is online be carefull the boys are swinging free!!
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Old 05-01-2008, 05:15 AM
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

I understood Morty saying doosh I have heard this before it is a "man-douche" for the man-gina .... At least thats what I've heard not sure where probally on here though....

And I think Chump did mention pants..I think that would be the "drop" part... Unless he drops one before he sits ...


MORTY I cannot wait for you to be able to come on here more.. I miss you talking to people and making those damn Mr. Bean faces !!!
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

cool dogs

people abandon them in the country too folks, then they hump or get humped by coyotes and they make weird ass crazy half breeds...the worst are rottie-coyote or pit bull coyote mixes, crazy fuckers... big bold and dangerous, haven't seen many around here though... they usually end up shot as they go after livestock.
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Re: Doosh Bag Morty Rambles Finally

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And I think Chump did mention pants..I think that would be the "drop" part... Unless he drops one before he sits ...
Yep. You got it. Max is a little slow. Its ok.
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